To close out January, Kristen and Lume break down their 2021 New Year's Dating Resolutions. The hope is strong that Miss 'Rona will let us ALL get it in more often than last year. Lume fixes Kristen's weak Tinder bio while the crew highlights some questionable swiping practices. Will Lume finally find a truly unknown, rando, "never heard of her" match? Does anybody believe he is actually giving up one night stands? Will the two start shooting their shots more once they get back in the bars (bars, what are those)? How many first dates can they muster in a year? Kristen wants to have sex where!? The crew closes the episode with an important self care message and this week's latest Quarantings Quick Hits.