Resting Bach Face

Yes, we've been away! Holidays, train rides, "jobs," but now Dan and Gwen are here to chat about avant-garde tiger trash bags and labial puppy coats. Welcome back, Bach Face nation!

Your hosts discuss the baffling array of ice dance costumes on the runway this week and ask important questions like, why? And no, really, why? They also discuss why the Olympics are awesome and Dan, true to form, fidgets with a window crank while Gwen dreams of leading the Hufflepuff army.

The designers are challenged to design their own floral prints with . . . underwhelming results. Your intrepid hosts break it down while also battling the Monday office dangers of keyboards, ringing phones, and dubious sound equipment. However, nothing touches the dubiousness of Darren's fashion choices.

What haunts people? Ghosts. What do ghosts look like? See-through! We discuss the winning transparent looks & Dan dares to suggest that Gwen is not an edgy fashionista and likes dresses better suited to dating the Phantom of the Opera. #ProjectRunway

Gwen takes on her role as senior white lady correspondent and we learn that Dan is always rocking streetwear! Also, Gwen continues to flail when describing clothing and Dan messes with a fidget spinner (but is much, much better at describing clothes).

Do you wear clothes and know nothing about fashion? Would you *never* disrespect Christian Siriano in the workroom? Do you *always* use the accessories wall wisely? Then join Resting Bach Fact as we bid a temporary farewell to boom boom rooms to recap the new season of Project Runway!

In a very special episode, Dan and Gwen record their very first podcast in the same room! They discuss the season's winners and losers and confront the ultimate question: do we like Kenny now?!?

Stay tuned, up next: Project Runway recaps!

Ivan gets caught talking to consenting adult women (gasp), Kenny is worried the passion is gone (GASP), and Aaron is totally fine making out with someone else the moment a rose is in his grasp (TRIPLE GASP). Join us, as we go to PROM, BABY!

Like lemmings over a cliff, it's time to fall (in love)! Our couples proclaim their affection and I proclaim that tacos should NEVER be eaten off of Kenny's chest. 

We bid an enthusiastic farewell to Brendan and Pieper, condemn the combination of whipped cream and sand, and Gwen gives her final rose to Wells.