RetasoCast Ep 18 | Barely Legal: Better Call Sho feat. Atty. Patrick

When PNP and PDEA agents have a shootout while you're buying donuts, when friends make a mock campaign tarp of you, when you're an up and coming podcast trying to dodge libel suits, who you gonna call? Better call Sho, AKA Atty. Patrick Gallito!

Big thanks to all the listeners who submitted their legal queries. And thank you, Patrick, for professionally answering even our dumbest hypothetical scenarios.

Now grab a drink, have a seat, and lawyer up!

Get ready for some heavy dick talk this week, whether it be the PNP being dicks to Lumad students, dickish things to do with nudes in your possession, or what a dick one's own mental negativity can be during a COVID scare.

Thank you Mags (The Magz Virus) and Wes (The Hidden Noise Podcast) for your valuable phallic input!

Watch our first foray into live streaming while we're being reluctantly perceived by friends, strangers, and parents on social media. Topics include: Valentine's day, Britney's conservatorship, Gina Carano's cancellation, Chris Prat's continued Christian existence, and more!

On our Quinceañera we tackle fittingly coming-of-age topics like coups, grooming, incest, and, most adult of all, laundry. Also, tune in for someone's post-cancellation non-apology. 

RetasoCast will be recording an interactive segment of episode 16 on Saturday, Feb 13 at 8pm live our page facebook.com/retasocast. So watch us be stupid in real time, hop into the chat and send us your Valentine's greetings, incel manifestos, well wishes, and potentially cyber-libelous threats.

This episode's filled with gamer moments, uninformed economic advice, and historical inaccuracies. We get stuck in our musings on how to make fiat money from the (de)merits of this podcast. We also delve into the roots of Phil-Chinese otherness; and the concept of "diskarte" for the family's wellbeing, often by any means necessary. We've also got Cosmo-type tips on getting treated better in government offices. Join us as we dive deep into the cultural deficit of the Philippine diaspora!

We're breaking down some bilat-eral agreements here in our UP-DND Accord special, with guest explainer and educator Niño Olayvar. We also ask "how safe is Ayala, really?" Plus, some dinosaur discussions to spice everything up. So grab your allies and join us as we climb this mountain of a molehill for academic freedom!

Our yearly Sinulog special is a bit more special this year, with Sinulog itself getting cancelled. Hear us wax poetic about the potential Pacquiao Presidency, and why Armie Hammer went after Shia LaBeouf's actual Hollywood cannibal title. So listen the fuck up, Samurai.

On this ep the RetasoCast gang comes back from semi-retirement to reflect on surviving the events of worst-year-yet 2020, and to agonize about an already crazy first two weeks of 2021. Get your quarantine passes and half-effective vaccines ready and let's get back on that saddle!

On this ep Ernest, Pia, Fidel, Mona, Tiny, and Bayani get caught in a quarantine and discuss all things COVID-19, such as the rise of e-teaching, handshake alternatives, the OG simp, and Duterte's post-apocalyptic prose. So wash your hands, tune in, and get e-taught!

On this ep Ernest, Pia, Rapi, Zach, Wes, Bayani, and Mar celebrate International Women's Day by delving into the roots of Tuslob Buwa®, re-examining an establishment's weird flex that riled up the whole city, make fun of Bo Sanchez's OnlyFans Facebook group, and explore the circumstances that led a Greenhills guard to become the very thing he swore to defend people from. Shout-out Women's Month!