🎄🥓 Brace your breakfast buns and fasten those trivia trousers — it’s Part Two of the Christmas Special of The Retro Breakfast Quiz Show!

It’s the end of the year, the mince pies are stale, and the studio fire alarm is definitely still going off from last week’s “experimental” mulled-wine fondue. So what better way to wrap things up than with a double-serving of retro nonsense?

Presiding over the festive mayhem is the man, the myth, the cardigan enthusiast: Retro Mike Kennedy — a host who delights in torturing his contestants with games so silly they’re technically illegal in three countries. This week he’s treating us to a very special edition of Polly’s Got a Cracker! — a game so chaotic it makes charades look like a tax seminar.

Joining the seasonal shenanigans:

• Jenni Wenni — the loyal team captain whose bladder is as unpredictable as the scoring system.
• Wanted Joe — still evading capture, but never a correct answer.
• Little Baby Luke — appearing with written permission from his mum and a strict “no sugary cereals” clause.
• Adrien — our “illegal” player, proudly waving his green card like it’s a backstage pass to Santa’s grotto.
• Suk — the latest evolutionary stage of our ongoing box‑ticking experiment, now with 20% more festive confusion.

With games that absolutely do not work on radio, podcasts, or frankly any known medium, this episode is festive, ridiculous, and unquestionably more entertaining than the King’s Speech — and with fewer corgis.