🚨 Buckle up, babes—this week is WILD. 🚨

We’ve got Mercury stationing retrograde, Venus yapping about the past, a major eclipse shaking the table, and Uranus throwing in some chaotic surprises for good measure. If you thought life was on a straight path—guess again. The energy this week is plot twist central, and what you thought was done and dusted might just be knocking at your door (yes, even THAT thing 👀).

Get ready for AHA moments, unexpected encounters, and some major 180s. The cosmos isn’t asking permission, so we’re diving in headfirst. Let’s break it all down and see what’s coming next. 🎧✨