In this handcrafted episode, Elijah challenges Vanessa to find a horror pairing to one of the best films to ever open with a child having his hands cut off: Return Of The 5 Deadly Venoms. After empirically proving that most grandparents are inferior to the Water World stage show, Vanessa counters with one of the greatest films to ever feature a wrist disarticulation: Evil Dead 2. Can a few disconnected hands connect these disparate films? How many times will Vanessa cry? And which of these films was crucial to Vanessa and Elijah’s first date? Find out in this week’s double-feature discussion!  

The official snack pairing for Return Of The 5 Deadly Venoms and Evil Dead 2 is a turkey and cranberry sandwich that you slice with a chainsaw like an absolute maniac.  

This episode was brought to you by a man gently tucking his exposed intestines back into his body.