Sophie, Dave, and Mark explore the ludicrously doomed characters of Minas Tirith through parody and song. Prepare yourself for sultry Hobbit jazz, Dwarven Twinkie tales, and so many goddamn disquieting meat sounds. Now get on your feet. Get up. And make it happen.

This is part two of a three-part episode.

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