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Look, it's not the worst film. I still have nightmares from Can of Worms. But the bar from Halloweentown is High, and this doesn't meet it. It doesn't have original Marnie, it doesn't have much Debbie Reynolds, it has WAY too much Benny. They dramatically overestimated my attachment to Benny. This movie doesn't even have Kalabar. Discount Marnie can't carry to film, and it suffers from a decided lack of Sophie.
Look, it's not the worst film. I still have nightmares from Can of Worms. But the bar from Halloweentown is High, and this doesn't meet it. It doesn't have original Marnie, it doesn't have much Debbie Reynolds, it has WAY too much Benny. They dramatically overestimated my attachment to Benny. This movie doesn't even have Kalabar. Discount Marnie can't carry to film, and it suffers from a decided lack of Sophie.