Everything is cursed - Pizzamas merch, our groupchat, and Hank's TikTok audio. We give suggestions for Hank's punishment and discuss the infamous debate fly, Payton plans anti-pelican TikTok, and Emily gets noticed by Twitter royalty, Steak-umm!

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If you expected another hot take on this week from h*ck... sorry, wrong podcast. We're as exhausted as you are. Instead, we discuss Steak-umm and Bagel Bites brand accounts, Emily becomes a Publix sub stan account, and Payton embraces her new identity as an ~influencer~ in the best and worst way. Also, Payton's dog is a himbo, Emily can't sit still and speak into her mic (sorry about the audio quality!), and we throw in some general 2020 worry for good measure.

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This week's episode is the first time we recorded together in person rather than remotely, and it went about as well as expected. Listen to hear a passionate defense of spaghetti squash, a crisis-induced tangent on education, and the most chaotic US geography lesson you'll ever endure. Also, Payton unfollows Hank, Emily gets smothered by a dog, and we analyze Hank's *best* TikTok yet!

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This week's hot takes: socks are warm bags for your feet, Mountain Dew is a no-go in adult beverages, Payton has bold podcast ambitions,  and Emily is extra stressed about everything. Also, Payton is an amateur meteorologist and it never rains in Utah. Come on whatever journey this is with us through the bird app!

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Is it a pig or a sweaty face? It's like the infamous dress or laurel/yanny, but a lot more obvious! We also discuss our personality types, gross shoes (for bowling and from dumpsters), and lose our minds over meteor and meatier and Google Meetier. It's a fun time!

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This week we're naming business ideas, discussing our favorite PBS Kids shows, explaining number personalities, and adamantly defending the Oxford comma. It's as chaotic as it sounds!

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It's been a heck of a week! Join us as we talk through it and discuss hot topics like butt burps and butterflakes. Send us your favorite tweets and viral moments of joy with the hashtag #mcdicklez! It's horrible. We know.

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Were you a fan of Delete This? Did you want to hear a worse version of it? No one asked, but we delivered! This week we talk about fast food, farting on the Zoom, and stan holes. I don't know what else you would've expected from us honestly.