The boys interview Cornelius, in prison for crimes too vile to even mention. They discuss becoming a god, making ale, and doing gnome face.

The boys interview Mariota the Mimic, in jail for eating a hero. They discuss choirboys, Catholicism, and trains.

The boys sit down with Cyril the Oafish, in jail for tearing a hole into the void. They discuss the perfect soup, shovelling poop, and poisoning yourself.

The boys kinda interview Luck L'arc en Ciel, a Tabaxi doing community service for Grand Theft Naval. They discuss some stuff, but mainly they go on a pirate adventure!

The boys interview Professor Doug Merlinson, in jail for petty theft. They discuss what magic really is, novelty shirts, and practicing kissing on your hand.

This week the boys are joined by Camille Voltaire, a Drow in prison for a pyramid scheme. They discuss bungee jumping, identity theft, and tupperware.

The boys interview Daphne Caldra, a Swamp Hag in prison for MURDER. They discuss crocheting, eating children, and building a brand.

The boys interview Kevin "The Great" Gagoo, who is in prison for selling fake spells and cures. They discuss conspiracy theories, heads exploding, and boner pills.

The boys interview Talus LeRouge, a tooth fairy in prison for stealing teeth. They discuss tooth fairy lore, why children shouldn't run prisons, and hot tub and hot tub accessories.

The boys go to Snorkillion Prison to interview Willa Stardust, a Fairy guilty of theft. They discuss writing letters, the differences between Merpersons and fish, and how horny Fairies are.