1. The Devil's Advocate

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* SoulSell Plus tm - Let’s Sell Your Soul* Our dark lord Satan is resting upon his throne in the ninth circle of Hell, waiting for the opportunity to claim another soul. Will it be you who signs in your own blood on the dotted line next?* I want to help you sell your soul, so allow me the opportunity of explaining exactly what the process is like today.* With the digital age fully upon us, our lord Satan has developed an app available on the infernal app store called SoulSell Plus tm. Now, SoulSell Plus tm is a way of adding you to Satans que. * You will have to pre fill out the contract, and it's really up to you whether you print it out to sign in blood, or alternatively you can now purchase the lightning connector pin pricking system through the app for $6.66, you know, because of Satan. This system will bypass the physical signature, but you will have to have your retina scanned with your blood signature to complete the pact.* In a truly innovative way, SoulSell Plus tm allows an ala carte style menu. You enter your worldly achievements, ethnicity, age and gender, and it will match you with appropriate packages our dark lord can offer you. There's even a balance factor in selling your soul.* Most applicants on SoulSell Plus tm opt in for the diamond devil level, which grants you real world success, fame, love and money. It’s the most popular level due to its accessibility and broad application.* Once you have submitted your pact, and confirmed your level of service, you are officially entered into the devils que.* It may take up to 6 months for his infernal lord's response, due to covid we are forced to take special precautions accepting blood pacts, you understand. * When your time is nigh, his unholiness will appear in a column of hellfire, side note: please have a fire extinguisher present at all times. The mighty lord satan is not responsible for any collateral damage that may occur from his signature column of Hellfire. * Anyway, he will appear in the column of Hellfire and burn the sign of the devil into your head, just behind your right ear. We often are asked if it hurts, and much like a tattoo artist when asked the same question we must say Duh, YES, lucifer is burning three sixes into your head, it hurts. But it doesn't last long, and with a little salve, available for preorder in the SoulSell Plus tm app, the pain will subside quickly.* That evening you will go to sleep and when you wake, your greatest desires will come true!* Footnote: some side effects may occur. Random impotence or frigidity. Hair Loss, rectal inflammation, minor or severe cases of irritable bowel syndrome have been reported by some sousellers, thickening of finger and toenails, horns and back scales. Call your doctor before submitting your application to SoulSell Plus tm, to see it the devils blessings are right for you.

2. Infernal Informant

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* ‘Horrible’: Witnesses recall massacre in Ethiopian holy city* https://apnews.com/article/witnesses-recall-massacre-axum-ethiopia-fa1b531fea069aed6768409bd1d20bfa* Bodies with gunshot wounds lay in the streets for days in Ethiopia’s holiest city. At night, residents listened in horror as hyenas fed on the corpses of people they knew. But they were forbidden from burying their dead by the invading Eritrean soldi...

Welcome to Satanists on Cinema. We are your hosts Satanist Cameron John and Reverend Campbell. Satanists on Cinema is a film review and commentary series that confiscates your katana, because it's about time you admit to yourself that you are not a ninja turtle. We’ll also be taking that old-ass bag of weed from you, for your own good…. And ours, as we watch the scrambled cinemax channel hunting for boobies. Welcome to our spoiler filled review of Super Dark Times.

Discussion

* Log Line: Teenagers Zach and Josh have been best friends their whole lives, but when a gruesome accident leads to a cover-up, the secret drives a wedge between them and propels them down a rabbit hole of escalating paranoia and violence.* Director: Kevin Phillips (first full length film to direct)* Writers: Ben Collins, Luke Piotrowski* Release date - September 29, 2017* Box office - $33,109* Takes place 1994-1995 at the earliest due to True Lies reference.* Was it weird that his mom was reading a romance novel after she sent his girl to her bedroom?* The dream sequence was bonkers* Email: I saw this on opening weekend in a local theater. When the unexpected “inciting incident” happened, the entire row I was seated in got up and walked out. As a couple shuffled past me, a woman sounded like she was hyperventilating while her partner was physically supporting her. And the last 10 or so minutes of the film had me on the edge of my seat, having to remind myself to breathe. You’re in for a treat!* Awards* won the best feature film award at the 17th Neuchâtel International Fantastic Film Festival.* winner of Best Sound Design in a Feature Film at the 2017 Music+Sound Awards,* received a nomination for the Saturn Award for Best Independent Film at the 44th Saturn Awards.* At the 33rd Independent Spirit Awards, Kevin Phillips was nominated for the Someone to Watch Award.

Cast

* Owen Campbell - Zach* Charlie Tahan - Josh* Max Talisman - Daryl (first film)* Sawyer Barth - Charlie* Elizabeth Cappuccino - Allison

Links

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Dark_Times* https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5112578/* 6.6/10 stars* https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/super_dark_times* 90% Certified Fresh with a 72% audience score

Ratings

Satanist Cameron John

Reverend Campbell

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1. The Devil's Advocate

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* Practice Carnal Existence* When I reflect on what it means to be an animal, what it means to connect with nature, and what it means to live off of the land, I keep coming back to this phrase: Carnal Existence* It naturally stems from vital existence, the second Satanic Statement* The idea that we celebrate the here and now rather than an imaginary afterlife* But the subjects are core to what it means to be a human animal, as noted in the seventh Satanic Statement* Survival* Protection* I would define Carnal Existence as those practices or set of skills and knowledge that celebrate your more primitive nature.* Building Shelter* Purifying Water* Creating Fire* Securing Food* Protecting yourself* Sexual Expression* This is echoed in the first 2 tiers of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs* Physiological Needs* Safety Needs* Only after you are capable of understanding your Carnal needs and achieving them successfully can you them truly appreciate your vital needs:* Intimacy and Friends* Esteem* Self-Actualization

2. Infernal Informant

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* Merrick Garland vows to target white supremacists as attorney general* https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/feb/21/merrick-garland-white-supremacists-attorney-general-senate-judiciary-hearing* At his Senate hearing on Monday, attorney general nominee Merrick Garland will pledge to prosecute “white supremacists and others” who attacked the US Capitol on 6 January, in support of Donald Trump’s attempt to overturn his election defeat.* The pledge was contained in Garland’s opening testimony for the session before the Senate judiciary committee, released on Saturday night.* “If confirmed,” Garland said, ‘I will supervise the prosecution of white supremacists and others who stormed the Capitol on 6 January – a heinous attack that sought to disrupt a cornerstone of our democracy: the peaceful transfer of power to a newly elected government.”* Five people including a police officer died as a direct result of the attack on the Capitol, before which Trump told supporters to “fight like hell” against the result of the presidential election. Trump lost to Joe Biden by 306-232 in the electoral college and by more than 7m ballots in the popular vote.* More than 250 participants in the Capitol riot have been charged. As NPR reported, “the defendants are predominantly white and male, though there were exceptions.* “Federal prosecutors say a former member of the Latin Kings gang joined the mob, as did two Virginia police officers. A man in a ‘Camp Auschwitz’ sweatshirt took part, as did a Messianic Rabbi. Far-right militia members decked out in tactical gear rioted next to a county commissioner, a New York City sanitation worker, and a two-time Olympic gold medalist.”* In his testimony, Garland made reference to his role from 1995 to 1997 in supervising the prosecution of the perpetrators of the Oklahoma City Bombing, a white supremacist atrocity in which 168 people including 19 children were killed.* Trump was impeached for a second time on a charge of inciting an insurrection but was acquitted after only seven Republicans joined Democrats in the Senate in voting to convict, 10 short of the majority needed.* “It is a fitting time,” Garland said, “to reaffirm that the role of the attorney general is to serve the ...

1. The Devil's Advocate

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* Growth Is Not A Race* Growth is presented in a material way for us human animals. * Birth to Death* Age* Physical height* But growth is more important in the intangible* Emotional* Social* Intellectual* When parents reflect on their children we focus on having them keep up with norms. Scholastically, age/height/weight barriers etc* And when they don’t match up, parents feel like they have failed or done something wrong* We must accept that if we actively witness growth in ourselves, we much allow the same processes to occur in our children at their own rates* Growth for the individual can be with others or within yourself. * Professional* Personal goals* General understanding and deprogramming of society

2. Infernal Informant

Time Sheet: 32:56​

* This was no triumph for Trump* https://www.cnn.com/2021/02/13/opinions/trump-impeachment-axelrod/index.html* By David Axelrod* There was never a doubt that former President Donald Trump would escape conviction in his latest impeachment trial. The "jurors" were, after all, politicians. And in a 50-50 Senate, the constitutional bar of 67 votes was never achievable. Not in these bitterly polarized times.* But even as the final chapter was known from the start, it was essential that the story of Trump's brazen acts be told.* It was the story of the months, not just the moment, of calculated incitement; of Trump's cold-blooded indifference to the lives he put in jeopardy at the US Capitol on January 6, including, most shockingly, that of his faithful Vice President Mike Pence.* It was the story of a president, desperately trying to cling to power, weaponizing those he had radicalized to believe the election was being stolen from them and that it was their patriotic duty to prevent this.* He summoned them to Washington, DC, that day as Congress convened to make his defeat official. He revved them up with talk of losing their country. He filled them with martial rhetoric and sent them down Pennsylvania Avenue to "stop the steal."* And he watched the horror he unleashed unfold on television, spurning pleas to call off the mob and send in reinforcements to buttress the badly outmanned Capitol Police. Seven people would die, including three police officers and one of Trump's followers.* It was, in short, the story of a commander in chief who flouted his oath and plotted to undermine the most basic of democratic institutions, free and fair elections.* As in the House, a handful of Republicans senators had the courage to place country over tribe and vote to hold the former president accountable. They did so with eyes wide open. They had seen what happened to Wyoming Rep. Liz Cheney and nine other Republicans in the House who voted for impeachment. They put themselves at similar risk of primary challenges and, at a minimum, a lot of grief.* The rest of the Republicans fell in line as expected. They knew that the brooding, defeated president was watching and taking names, just as he was on January 6 — ready to unleash the fury of his still-loyal base on anyone who dared to step out of line.* His lawyers, who fumbled their way through the early part of the trial, concluded their arguments by channeling Trump himself with blatant lies, partisan attacks and pretensions that his actions were "totally appropriate.

Speak of the Devil presents On The Rocks - Episode 011. On The Rocks is a casual conversation over drinks between Satanists Warlock Wes Vanderpool and Reverend Campbell. We will talk about anniversaries, Valentines Day and more!

* My mic changes volume on its own...* Romeo + Juliethttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romeo_%2B_Juliet* Directed by Baz Luhrmann* Produced by Baz Luhrmann & Gabriella Martinelli* Screenplay by Craig Pearce & Baz Luhrmann* Starring Leonardo DiCaprio & Claire Danes* Valentine's Day / Lupercaliahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia#:~:text=Lupercalia%20was%20an%20ancient%2C%20possibly,city%2C%20releasing%20health%20and%20fertility.* Anniversaries & Romance* Servant on Apple TV+

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* 9sense* Original Intent* Video podcast* First Episode 06 February, XLVI A.S.https://reverendcampbell.com/06-february-xlvi-as/* Ended 9sense after 5 years* Every year I would change up the section ontros* Greater Satanic Conversation* Contributors* DOWN TO THE CROSSROADS* AGENT PROVOCATEUR* I DREAM OF JESSIE* MILITANT EROTICISM* THE SATANIC TRADITION* UNORTHODOXY WITH WITCH ZAFTIG* BETWEEN THE HORNS* SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH HEATHER HEIGHT* SATANISM TODAY* Satanists on Satanic Cinema* Original Intent* A mix between Mystery Science Theater 3000 & Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee* Commentary over films on the Church of Satan film listhttps://www.churchofsatan.com/sources-film-list/* First Episode The Brotherhood of Satanhttps://reverendcampbell.com/the-brotherhood-of-satan/* Formats* Purchasable Audio podcasts to sync up with the film* Live streaming watch party and commentary* Satanic Film Commentary for Patreon patrons* Rebranded to Satanists on Cinema and changed it to a film review format

* Third Side* Original Intent* Discuss active Satanism, Satanism in practice in the real world* Lasted 5 episodes* Speak of the Devil* Original Intent* High brow, classy and sexy, long form interview format.* First Episode Maegan Machinehttps://reverendcampbell.com/maegan-machine/* Show Types* Reverend Campbell Interviews…* Reverend Campbell Discusses…* Third Side Perspectives* A panel discussion inspired by Real Time with Bill Maher* Enlightened Infernal* Professionalism* The Devil’s in The Details* On The Rocks* Game Shows* Beelzebubblegum* Pseudo-Satanic Bingo* Never Have I Ever* High Production Entertainment Series* The Satanic Warlock of the Year* Trapezoidal Roasts* You, Me & The Devil Makes 3* Original Intent* How a Satanist mixed family deals with life* Reading Aloud* Original Intent* No visuals, no name or intro, just reading classic novels. * Then I decided to read The Satanic Bible and it all changed* Evilive* Original Intent* Explore some of my favorite video games with more Satanic connections* Daily Thought Vlogs and Vital Existence Vlogs* Essays* First was for The Black Flame: Ritual Alchemy: The Magic of Brewinghttps://reverendcampbell.com/ritual-alchemy-the-magic-of-brewing/* Flaws* I overextend myself regularly * I expect engagement with the audience* I alway want to innovate and create new experiences so much that it hurts my current projects* I am more concerned with the audiences opinions and video analytics than I am with the shows themselves.* Successes* Communicating the religion I love for a decade in my own way that is decidedly different than any other Satanic content creator* I inspire other creators* I get to know the audience

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1. The Devil's Advocate

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* Supremacy is not granted it’s earned* Definition: the state or condition of being superior to all others in authority, power, or status.* I have never understood an ethnicities position of being superior over others ethnicity, simply because they are X and not Y* Swap out for religion, gender, sexuality, etc.* As a Satanist supremacy is not granted because of how or where you were born, but rather what you bring to the table. * We require those we look up to to be able to deliver the goods so to speak* We demand that if you claim supremacy that you prove it. * Satanists are not inherently better than any other religious individual, we have an honest assessment of our strengths and faults, which prevents one from having an overblown ego or innate sense of superiority* Now, this may not be present in every Satanist in their First Phase, but it is an inevitable result of exposure and experience to life, objective reality and self-assessment* A First Phast Satanist is simply thrilled they found Satanism, and believe that because the founder was near his Self-Actualized peak, then any Satanist should be there.* The truth is, Anton LaVey was a flawed human, and a bad businessman. Even with that, he lives in infamy and created a religion and organization that stands alone against the world championing individuality and empowerment.* What can you do with the acknowledgement of being a Satanist? * When I see white supremacists front their superiority, I laugh. When they ask me about my wolfs hook, I proudly reply, I am not a White Supremacist, I am an ISupremacist, and the difference from them to me is that I can prove it through my real world achievements.* Rather than focusing on others and trying to drag them down, I focus on myself and work to lift myself up higher towards self actualization.

2. Infernal Informant

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* Here are all the executive orders President Joe Biden has signed so far* https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2021/01/29/all-executive-orders-president-joe-biden-has-signed/4308740001/* Jan. 20* Executive order rescinding Trump's 1776 Commission, a panel Trump established as a response to the New York Times' 1619 Project, a Pulitzer Prize-winning collection that focused on America's history with slavery.* Executive order revoking Trump's plan to exclude noncitizens from the census.* Executive order prohibiting workplace discrimination in the federal government based on sexual orientation and gender identity and directing federal agencies to ensure protections for LGBTQ people are included in anti-discrimination statutes.* Executive order creating a COVID-19 response coordinator who will report directly to the president.* Executive order revoking Trump's 2017 Interior Enforcement Executive Order, which broadened the categories of undocumented immigrants subject for removal, restarted the Secure Communities program and supported the federal 287(g) deportation program.* Executive order launching a government-wide initiative directing every federal agency to review its state of racial equity and deliver an action plan within 200 days to address any disparities in policies and programs.* Executive order extending the pause on student loan payments and nationwide restrictions on evictions and foreclosur...

1. The Devil's Advocate

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* Are you offended by others' religiosity?* As Satanists it it normal for others to be offended by our existence. * It’s traditionally out of ignorance* Information is based on lies spread by abrahamic religions* So it is easy to understand why Satanists would learn to hate or become offended by others religions, as they are the primary source for our own direct hostility* Are the followers of any religion, the religion?* Is a single Satanis, Satanism?* Why should we be offended by the religious display of an individual?

2. The Infernal Informant

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* First Hand Account of the COVID-19 Vaccine* From Jason M., January 2, 2021* He’s been in healthcare since 2005, first as an EMT for 8 years. From 2010 to present in dialysis as well as recently helping out in the microbiology lab in a hospital* Day 1: I pre-dosed with acetaminophen in anticipation of headache, muscle and joint pain. Checked my temperature throughout the day. No changes. At the end of the night, the muscle I received the injection in was a little sore. That was gone by the next morning.* Day 2-4: Nothing. Temperature stayed within my normal range. On occasion I thought *maybe* a brief wave of lightheadedness, congestion, muscle and joint pain was going to start into something more. But it dissipated quickly and was more likely attributed to being old and working out twice in 1 week for the first time in a month.* As mundane as this experience was after Dose 1, side effects are reported as being more severe after Dose 2, which I will receive on Jan 19. I’ll give it the same 4 days (unless something happens right away) and update with how it went and also update any of the above info should new data come out.* People have always been fought against vaccinations: https://www.historyofvaccines.org/content/articles/history-anti-vaccination-movements* This site combines some basic anti-vaxx history that I have read on other sites. People have always fought against vaccines, including smallpox, Diphtheria, Tetanus, and Pertussis (DTP), Measles, Mumps, and Rubella (MMR). Included are completely fabricated, unproven illnesses supposedly related to the vaccines.* Most notably, there was a bullshit report that MMR caused autism. This has been debunked repeatedly and the doctor involved lost his license. In addition, it came to light that he was hired by lawyers of parents of children with autism to make a connection so they could sue. The more in-depth writeup is here : https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3136032/* BUT, this misinformation persists two decades later and many people STILL believe vaccines cause autism and use it in their “reasoning” to not get any vaccines.* Can the government make you take the vaccine?* Short answer: Technically yes. * But the 14th Amendment says they can’t!* Except the Supreme Court ruled against the plaintiff in Jacobson v Massachusetts in 1905. Basically, the SC stated that a state’s mandate was in the name of public health and safety and where “every person is necessarily subjected for the common good.”* But would the government do it today?* Probably not, primarily for the absolute hell it would cause.

Speak of the Devil presents Never Have I Ever: Satanist Edition - Episode 002. This delicious episode features Panelists Reverend Campbell, Satanist Erin Lynn, Warlock Jeff Bowling, and 3 live chat Audience Assistants.

'Never Have I Ever' is the latest game show brought to life in the vein of 'Beelzebubblegum', 'Pseudo-Satanic Bingo', and 'The Tonight Show's True Confessions'. There will be audience participation and prizes to be won, so make sure you're live in chat for your chance to play! You can learn more here: https://reverendcampbell.com/never-have-i-ever/

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1. The Devil's Advocate

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* We embrace reality* Not just of the world around us, which is essential in Lesser Magic* But of ourselves also. This allows us to continually improve and grow* We do not bloviate our own ego. We acknowledge our own strengths and flaws.* We acknowledge our carnal roots, that we are in fact animals with an immense capacity for raising ourselves up or self destruction* We do not forget why culture, religion and society are they way they are, and use that as a guide to discover uncomfortable third side perspectives* We have tools at our disposal in the form of Satanic Magic. Lesser Magic or applied psychology and Greater Magic or psychodrama. This allows us to manipulate those around us, refocus ourselves when clouded and drive with intention through life.* We question all things, Satanism included. We challenge established dogmas as we stand outside of them with a whole perspective. * We are learned. We demand study not worship. Of course when applied to Satanism, but to our lives as well. * We champion the idea of the Magic of Mastery. That to be truly great, it takes effort, skill, drive and desire. This is real world accomplishment in action.* We welcome change in ourselves and environments that are driven by us. An ever evolving sense of personal aesthetics, and the crafting of total environments.

2. Infernal Informant

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* Will Trump’s mishandling of records leave a hole in history?* https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-technology-politics-vladimir-putin-russia-65748b70e3cf3f7eecffa265da9ccae7* The public won’t see President Donald Trump’s White House records for years, but there’s growing concern the collection won’t be complete, leaving a hole in the history of one of America’s most tumultuous presidencies.* Trump has been cavalier about the law requiring that records be preserved. He has a habit of ripping up documents before tossing them out, forcing White House records workers to spend hours taping them back together.* “They told him to stop doing it. He didn’t want to stop,” said Solomon Lartey, a former White House records analyst. He said the first document he taped back together was a letter from Sen. Chuck Schumer, D-N.Y., about a government shutdown.* The president also confiscated an interpreter’s notes after Trump had a chat with Russian leader Vladimir Putin. Trump scolded his White House counsel for taking notes at a meeting during the Russia investigation by former special counsel Robert Mueller. Top executive branch officials had to be reminded more than once not to conduct official business on private email or text messaging systems and to preserve it if they did.* And now, Trump’s baseless claim of widespread voter fraud, which postponed for weeks an acknowledgement of President-elect Joe Biden’s victory, is delaying the transfer of documents to the National Archives and Records Administration, further heightening concern about the integrity of the records.* “Historians are likely to suffer from far more holes than has been the norm,” said Richard Immerman at the Society for Historians of American Foreign Relations. In the Trump White House, “not only has record-keeping not been a priority, but we have multiple examples of it seeking to conceal or destroy that record.