The eggs are HOT, and they're SCRAMBLED. What more do you want???

Maybe some internet reviews for turtley awesome keychains, a hotel in Regina, faux fur slippers, KFC in North Dakota, the Rugrats movie soundtrack, and a Mexican restaurant also in North Dakota.

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Here again, to chew on something nasty, for the sake of comedy. Featuring some nasty internet reviews for paperclips, Now That’s What I Call Music Vol. 3, instant beef stroganoff, muscle-fit polos, and probiotic supplements. On the segment, we deep dive into some reviews for a nice scam app! Keep it crispy.

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Whoever decided to take to cookies and just cream it up between them and call that a product to sell deserves a special place in heaven. By special I mean separate and walled off to protect the other angels from their deviance, but they should be in heaven all the same.

This episodes got some heavenly internet reviews for the original Tamagotchi, Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies, playing cards with fart jokes on them, and purple hydration drink mix. For the segment this week we jump back into the Pages of J. Peterman!

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What's all the fuss about? Wouldn't you like to know! I think you'd also like to know, in this episode we cover internet reviews for Gilligan's Island, a big coffee grinder, a bar named Cheeto, Human Clay by Creed, and Easy Mac. We also pay homage to our dear friend Dear, Abby in a segment. I think I gave away the fuss!

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Nothing better than a pork ready to be forked! Especially if its got a big juicy pineapple in its gaping maw. Anyway, we got internet reviews this week for a greasy Pizza Hut, a downtown Chicago bar and grill mishap, weird satin pillowcases, a lovely brunch spot, the finer points of hobbying featuring Stratego, and cappuccino flavored Slim-fast, allegedly.

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Sometimes you don't use words right! We're here for you! In a classic, carbohydrate sense! And with reviews! From the internet! For Popeye's Chicken, Dave's Epic Bread, a wall clock (that musn't tick!!!), and massage balls. For the segment, we have a Reviewer Redux that leads us down what the boys describe as "a parade of evil". Classic!

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You don't have to look far in the ol' podcastosphere for some stinky, stinky stuff. Thanks for letting your nose bring you to this particular stink! The stink includes internet reviews for breakaway cat collars, casual athletic wear, kool aid jammers, dog food, washing machine cleaner, and a cocktail joint! Wow-ee!! And the segment? Extra stinky with a side of stank.

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Whether you like it or not, this week you're gunna learn about Johhny and his Washboard! Because we had to, so now you do, too! We also have reviews for coffee-flavored coconut water (we think), a recliner from Walmart, nude undershirts, a drum set but electronic and for kids, Toby Keith concerts, and goose calls. And Johnny, and his Washboard.

Glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and glutes and reviews for the Mongolian Massage Lab, confetti canons, the Protein Bar (and Kitchen!), LED cotton ball storm clouds, and the House of Spades barber shop. For the segment this we, we say Thanks Abby, with a little reading of the Dear Abby column. And glutes.

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Wasn't any tea around but we still wanted to make a statement.

We have internet reviews for romance novels featuring blue cyborgs, alkaline water, dustpans and brooms, and geological guides to state parks. We also bring back a feature of one of our favorite celebrity reviews, Felicia Day! She reviews books! Water! Books! Reviews! Party!

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