Well, hello! It’s been a long time coming, but finally, here is a new episode of Reviewing the Reviews! This time I dig into the reviews of my favorite local theme park. This episode goes into detail about the psyche of a disgruntled ex-McDonald’s worker, the thievery of prescription glasses, and a bold new policy that so shook a man to his very core, that he staged war with the establishment on Yelp. So, join me as we tackle today’s review. Did I mention it’s good to be back?

Opening Promo credits:

So Hear Me Out Podcast on the Dogcast Network

Diaries of a Trophy Whore from More Than Friends Productions

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

edited for SHMO podcast promo

Long Stroll by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3997-long-stroll
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

1991 Kings Island Commercial (fair use)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmWlz5PYtIo

The Beast ad (fair use)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhIWMMuu64

Music to Delight by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4103-music-to-delight
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3585-dances-and-dames
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Double Polka by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3671-double-polka
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Luminous Rain by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4007-luminous-rain
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Covert Affair by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3558-covert-affair
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Movement Proposition by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4088-movement-proposition
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Simple Duet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4365-simple-duet
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Sovereign by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4397-sovereign
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

baby crying sound effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRrUVVKigk

Clear Waters by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3516-clear-waters
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

general amusement park ambience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAq5YsmhlIQ