Reviewing The Reviews

Well, hello! It’s been a long time coming, but finally, here is a new episode of Reviewing the Reviews! This time I dig into the reviews of my favorite local theme park. This episode goes into detail about the psyche of a disgruntled ex-McDonald’s worker, the thievery of prescription glasses, and a bold new policy that so shook a man to his very core, that he staged war with the establishment on Yelp. So, join me as we tackle today’s review. Did I mention it’s good to be back?

Opening Promo credits:

So Hear Me Out Podcast on the Dogcast Network

Diaries of a Trophy Whore from More Than Friends Productions

Welcome to the Show by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4614-welcome-to-the-show
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

edited for SHMO podcast promo

Long Stroll by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3997-long-stroll
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

1991 Kings Island Commercial (fair use)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmWlz5PYtIo

The Beast ad (fair use)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMhIWMMuu64

Music to Delight by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4103-music-to-delight
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3585-dances-and-dames
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Double Polka by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3671-double-polka
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Luminous Rain by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4007-luminous-rain
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Covert Affair by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3558-covert-affair
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Movement Proposition by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4088-movement-proposition
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Simple Duet by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4365-simple-duet
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

Sovereign by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4397-sovereign
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

baby crying sound effect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRrUVVKigk

Clear Waters by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3516-clear-waters
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This song was shortened to fit within the confines of sections of this episode.

general amusement park ambience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAq5YsmhlIQ

Today, I continue to review the reviews of this mysterious man. He is now under the moniker “Mike Huntertzs”.

His profile can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AEKWZ4UQKGBNFDB65CGLGMI3625Q/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_pdp?ie=UTF8

Closing song for today is Fleeting by Kid ESP. You can follow them at the ol’ facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/kidESP/

sound effects:

Comedy rimshot/South Park Pizza French Fry scene/throwing sound effect/ glass crashng

MUSIC Credits:

Intro: Matt McGee

Outro: Fleeting - Kid ESP

All other music: Kevin Macleod

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"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Dances and Dames" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Pennsylvania Rose" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Aretes" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Heartwarming" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Music To Delight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Moon Lounge Omicron Prime" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Bright Wish" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Rumination" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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"Touching Story" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"BossaBossa" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Fretless" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Today, I continue to review the reviews of this mysterious man. He is now under the moniker “Mike Huntertzs”.

His profile can be found here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AEKWZ4UQKGBNFDB65CGLGMI3625Q/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_pdp?ie=UTF8

Closing song for today is Fleeting by Kid ESP. You can follow them at the ol’ facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/kidESP/

sound effects:

Comedy rimshot/South Park Pizza French Fry scene/throwing sound effect/glass crashing

MUSIC Credits:

Intro: Matt McGee

Outro: Fleeting - Kid ESP

All other music: Kevin Macleod

———————————————————-

"Hard Boiled" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Dances and Dames" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Pennsylvania Rose" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Aretes" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Heartwarming" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Music To Delight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Moon Lounge Omicron Prime" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Bright Wish" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Rumination" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Touching Story" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"BossaBossa" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Fretless" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

I found this ridiculous character on Amazon through my friend Kaitlyn.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AEKWZ4UQKGBNFDB65CGLGMI3625Q/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_pdp?ie=UTF8

At the time of initial recording, he had 121 reviews and was under the identity of “Your Mom”. As of 9/21/2018, he has now changed his reviewer profile name to “Mike Huntertzs”, updated his profile picture, and added 30 more reviews. This is another fake name, but I am relentlessly trying to contact this guy. If you have any information, please contact me through the contact page:

www.dogcastnetwork.com/contact

Musical guest to close out the episode is Logan Freund, and he’s my Logan friend. The song is called Sun Burn. Check out his podcast over at:

tmaacast.libsyn.com

CHECK IT OUT!

MUSIC BY:

Intro music by Matt McGee

All other music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Lobby Time" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"The Curtain Rises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Mandeville" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"No Good Layabout" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Kawai Kitsune" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Fretless" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

I found this ridiculous character on Amazon through my friend, Kaitlyn.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/amzn1.account.AEKWZ4UQKGBNFDB65CGLGMI3625Q/ref=cm_cr_srp_d_pdp?ie=UTF8

At the time of initial recording, he had 121 reviews and was under the identity of “Your Mom”. As of 9/21/2018, he has now changed his reviewer profile name to “Mike Huntertzs”, updated his profile picture, and added 30 more reviews. This is another fake name, but I am relentlessly trying to contact this guy. If you have any information, please contact me through the contact page:

www.dogcastnetwork.com/contact

Musical guest to close out the episode is Logan Freund, and he’s my Logan friend. The song is called Sun Burn. Check out his podcast over at:

tmaacast.libsyn.com

CHECK IT OUT!

MUSIC BY:

Intro music by Matt McGee

All other music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

"Lobby Time" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"The Curtain Rises" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Mandeville" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"No Good Layabout" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Kawai Kitsune" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Fretless" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join me today as I fall down the rabbit hole of workout tapes. You might be surprised where we end up.

MUSIC:

Christian Gough (www.moonbeaumusic.com)

All other music provided by Kevin Macleod

"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Easy Lemon (30 second)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Light Thought var 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Sonatina in C Minor" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Music To Delight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Airport Lounge" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Sing Along With Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other sound bites from:

Scooby-Doo, Steel, Buns of Steel

Join me today as I fall down the rabbit hole of workout tapes. You might be surprised where we end up.

MUSIC:

Christian Gough (www.moonbeaumusic.com)

All other music provided by Kevin Macleod

"Montauk Point" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Easy Lemon (30 second)" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Light Thought var 2" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Sonatina in C Minor" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Music To Delight" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Airport Lounge" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

"Sing Along With Jim" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other sound bites from:

Scooby-Doo, Steel, Buns of Steel

Join me today as I yodel into your heart and soul, much like this gag gift did to me. We touch on memes, memoirs, and a man baking a play-doh cake.

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If you like the episode, please subscribe! Also, if you're feelin frisky, take a hot second to rate and review it on iTunes.

"Dvorak Polka" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Cool Vibes" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"The Dread" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Dispersion Relation" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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