All the quacks call it Carnivore
But it's really Dunning-Kruger
They tell you to eat lots of meat
And forget about heart disease
Well, maybe you feel fine for now
But disease takes it's own sweet time
Arteries clog slowly, then POW!!
Your heart resigns
..
Please, guys, eat wisely
Mediterranean or DASH
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If you want your life to last
Don't fall for the latest craze
Carnivore and whatever comes after
Just eat good food every day
The quacks will kill you faster
(Carnivore kills you faster)