Revolutionary Tunes

Who the hell are you?

Russian said the soldier

What are F you doing here?

Come to kill you, he told her

From this moment you are cursed

Let me give you something first

Take these sunflower seeds

Put them in your pocket

So when you die in the weeds

Flowers grow where you rotted

You came to my land

With all your guns

Uninvited, you understand?

You're the enemy

A dead guy walkin'

That's what she told the man

From this moment you are cursed

Let me give you something first

Take these sunflower seeds

Put them in your pocket

Soon you'll lie in the earth below

We'll soon see your flower grow

A virial video shows a Ukrainian woman confronting a Russian soldier and telling him to put sunflower seeds in his pockets so that when he dies in Ukraine flowers will grow where he ultimately dies.

Mista Garland what you waiting for?

What's taking you so damn long?

He's a mobster and a traitor

Everybody knows what he did wrong

Garland Go Go Go

Dude your moving too slow

Go Garland Go Go Go

Why pick out only small potatoes

Get that big fat rat in the toxic stew

Stick a fork in that thing before he explodes

You have all you need to prosecute

Garland Go Go Go

Dude your moving too slow

Go Garland Go Go Go

Mista Garland don't be afraid

Of the gangsters and their boss

A horse head in your bed

Or a bloody burning cross

Garland Go Go

Garland Go Go

Garland Go Go Go

Go Go Go

Who the hell are you?

Russian said the soldier

What are F you doing here?

Come to kill you, he told her

From this moment you are cursed

Let me give you something first

Take these sunflower seeds

Put them in your pocket

So when you die in the weeds

Flowers grow where you rotted

You came to my land

With all your guns

Uninvited, you understand?

You're the enemy

A dead guy walkin'

That's what she told the man

From this moment you are cursed

Let me give you something first

Take these sunflower seeds

Put them in your pocket

Soon you'll lie in the earth below

We'll soon see your flower grow

Ukraine Sunflower Curse

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Olly Olly MAGA Free

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Oh foul spirit child

Foul spirit boy

I remember your smile

I remember your joy

Oh foul spirit child

Foul spirit girl

It's been a long while

Since you left our world

Olly olly oxen free

Come down from your MAGA tree

The game is over don't you see

Olly olly MAGA free

Oh foul spirit children

Oh foul girls and boys

Let me say it once again

So you can hear it through the noise

Come down from your MAGA tree

Leave your MAGA hat and conspiracy

The game is over don't you see

It's time for you to come back to me

I want to see you smile

My foul spirit child

Come down from your MAGA tree

Olly olly MAGA free

Freedum

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We want our freedum

To hell with society

We are American

We need to be free

Free to live our fantasy

Free to believe conspiracy

Free to reject expert opinion

Free to follow superstition

Free to dwell in fear and hate

Free to terrorize the civilized state

Free to resist enlightened changes

Free to return to the Dark Ages

Freedum, Freedum, Freedum

Mister Preacher

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Mister Preacher, I'm so sorry for your loss

And all the bodies buried with you

Denying science has a deadly cost

Preaching propaganda can't stop the truth

Mister Preacher, you're handsome and you're smart

You got the gift of gab and you're really super charming

You're a damn good actor and you sure can play the part

Why do you despise all the people you are harming?

You hypnotize your flock with hate and fear

Wasting life worried about the next

You know the next will never come

You know it's all over when it's done

Mister Preacher, your power must feel amazing

To stand up on that stage and command attention

Is it God or the Preacher the people are praising?

They raise their hands and hold reality in suspension

You hypnotize your flock with hate and fear

Wasting life worried about the next

You know the next will never come

You know it's all over when it's done

Mister Preacher, Mister Preacher

Mister Preacher, Mister Preacher

You fantasize that you have two lives

Another life after you die

But your second life begins on that day you realize

You only have one life to live

Wear a good mask, get yourself vaxxed

Don't breathe other peoples' air

COVID floats like second-hand smoke

That's not something you want to share

Ventilate your workplace, ventilate your home

Open up your windows, turn on your fan

Give COVID smoke somewhere to go

Gather outside if you can

You have one big beautiful life

So please, my friend, be wise

Wear a good mask and get yourself vaxxed

If you want to stay alive

COVID smoke can end your life

So please, my friend, be wise

Ventilate and do it outside

If you don't want to die

Talibangelical Blues

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Got a bible in my hand

Pistol in my boot

Tattoo on my ass

Says "Jesus Love You"

We always vote Republican

Cause we don't really care

The rapture's coming

And we'll be out of here

After we destroy the Earth

God will have his turn

Torturing all the heathens

Burn Baby Burn!

Our religion is the best

The only one that's true

If you not talibangelical

We got nothing for you

We always vote Republican

The crazier the better

Conspiracies are American

And we are super-spreaders

We don't want democracy

Don't want what good for all

We care only for ourselves

Build that wall!

We are Christian soldiers

Fighting a holy war

Against education and science

And ideas we deplore

We don't want to separate

Our religion and the state

We want to rule the land

With anger and with hate

This is really is nothing new

We've always been around

Just a different hat

And a new bunch of clowns

Jesus Knows Kyle

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Kyle, it's OK to be happy

But please don't take it too far

There are no heroes in heaven

Jesus knows who you are

Kyle, wipe that smile from your face

Stop giggling so damn hard

Brother, it's OK to cry

Jesus knows who you are

INSTRUMENTAL

Kyle, put down the champagne

Put out that Limbaugh cigar

Nobody is celebrating in paradise

Jesus knows who you are

Jesus knows who you are

Jesus knows who you are

Oh God, I didn't know it was loaded!

Said the guy in the splattered shirt

Right after the bullet exploded

And the blood began to spurt

Oh Momma, I didn't know it was loaded!

Said the toddler in the shopping cart

Right after the bullet exploded

Two inches from her heart

Cold gun killers pull the triggers

Of hot guns everyday

Cold gun killers pull the triggers

And blow your life away

Oh Dude, I didn't know it was loaded!

Said the boy to his best friend

Right after the bullet exploded

His brains all over the bed

Oh Honey, I didn't know it was loaded!

Said the husband to the wife

Right after the bullet exploded

Ending the argument and her life

Cold gun killers pull the triggers

Of hot guns everyday

Cold gun killers pull the triggers

And blow your life away