Revolutionary Tunes

By Revolutionary Tunes

Revolutionary tunes for your revolutionary pleasure. Let's stop this Trump/Musk/MAGA/Stupidity takeover, let's do it! Please share if you like the song. Many thanks, all the best! -- John Lopker... more

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August 03, 2021 Trump Beaten Blues
He wanted to be emperor, but had no clothes
Just a clown suit and red rubber nose
A stranger to the truth, a pathological liar
When he opened his mouth, beware buyer!
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
This is the story of a man who was beaten
Skilled at scams, but in real business he failed
If he owed you cash, the check was in the mail
Loan him your money, a bankruptcy followed
Loan him your heart, a divorce you swallowed
A barrel of laughs, a dumpster full of lies
A closet full of cheap Chinese neck ties
He loved money, dictators, murderers and thugs
He loved Mr. Putin, his puppet master bud
Hated babies, gays, veterans, and blacks
Hated democracy, science, knowledge, and facts
Hated women, Mexicans, Muslims, and the Jew
Even hated himself, but that's not hard to do
He suckered his believers into Trump Institute
And they saw firsthand how he made his loot
While our sons or daughters were killed in action
He dodged the draft
All those deaths just an abstraction
He pretended to be godly for the evangelical
Told them he put a camel through the eye of a needle
He tried to sell America for a few gold coins
Made a deal with Putin to see democracy destroyed
But the people fought back and that loser failed
Our democracy survived and we sent him to jail
A bully, a fraud, a sad soulless cretin
That's the story of a man who was beaten
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3min
August 03, 2021 Trumphole Insurrection
He incited insurrection
On the back of his Big Lie
The loser lit the fire
With his Trumphole battle cry
Inciting insurrection
Is an evil thing to do
That's what scoundrels, fake patriots
And wicked people do
He attacked the USA
With false virtue so vicious
The loser watched with glee
So crazy delicious
He demanded total loyalty
To Trumphole over country
He wrapped himself in the flag
To trick his Trumphole family
So many good Trumpholes
Ruined their lives that day
For what? They will ask
And who did they betray?
Arrest, jail, legal fees, and divorce
Loneliness, depression, locked up in prison
The truth would have saved them
But they would not listen
The truth would have stopped
The Trumphole Insurrection
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3min
August 03, 2021 Donny Be Damned
Mothers and fathers, sons and daughters
We've entered the tent of the carnival barker
Have mercy on his gang of angry applauders
Praising their great leader on the way to their slaughter
He can do no wrong in their eyes
He's their boy king, their Lord of the Flies
Looking for monsters to hunt and kill
Looking everywhere but the mirror they will
American patriots left and right
It's getting late, it's time to fight
American patriots across the land
Fight for Democracy, Donny be damned
Brave Americans, be not afraid
Stand up to Donny's toddler tirade
We've been attacked, we've been betrayed
These dark times will soon fade
Americans patriots, left and right
It's getting late, it's time to fight
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2min
August 03, 2021 Donny Trampson | MAGA SKAGA
Helter Skelter, stop that man!
The god-man Charlie Manson
MAGA SKAGA, stop that man!
The con man Donny Trampson
Look up at him and you see a god
Look down at him and you see evil
Look in his eyes and you see a fraud
A cockroach banging a beetle
Bang Bang Bang, Donny bangs away
Bangs the brains of true believers
Bang Bang Bang, Donny bangs everyday
Crazy Donny, their Dear Leader
Sanity is a tiny box
Too tight for Donny Trampson
He's crazy like a fox
Insanity is way more fun
He don't tell you what to do
He let you think it's your idea
That's how Charlie controlled his crew
That's how Donny handles his arena
Helter Skelter, stop that man!
The god-man Charlie Manson
MAGA SKAGA, stop that man!
The con man Donny Trampson
Sanity is a tiny box
Too tight for Donny Trampson
He's crazy like a fox
Insanity is way more fun
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3min
August 02, 2021 Money Game
Money don't make you happy
We hear that all the time
But we never really know
Until that last bell chimes
Money don't make you happy
There's nothing we can buy
We might still feel crappy
Up until the day we die
And on that day, we might say
"What the Hell was I thinking?"
I got lots of stuff
I bought lots of friends
But now the Grim Reaper's winking
Oh oh no
What do we do with all our money
We collected so brilliantly
Do we make the world a better place
Or pretend that wink is friendly
Money don't make you happy
We hear that all the time
But we never really know
Until that last bell chimes
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2min
July 28, 2021 Trader Joe's Song
Pour yourself a glass of wine
Let me tell you the story
Of Trader Joe's a store so fine
You might say mandatory
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe
Father of the store we love
Thank you, your awesome!
It all started back in '58
With Joe's LA Pronto Markets
Ten more years we'd have to wait
For his plan to come to harvest
Joe sailed the blue Caribbean
Exploring the exotic fare
He thought it might be fun
To bring back what he found there
That Stanford man had a plan
To create a place for us
Overeducated underpaid workers on the bus
A place with personality
Hawaiian shirts and nautical props
Welcome to the warm South Seas
The fun place to shop!
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe
Father of the store we love
Thank you, your awesome!
Joe opened his first TJ
In the town of Pasadena
On the old Arroyo Parkway
For the rebel and the dreamer
Pay your crew a living wage
That's the secret, says Joe
Keep them happy, says the sage
You gotta lay out the dough
Joe sold his invention
To the gentleman named Theo
Who carries on the intention
Of our pioneering hero
Now with 400 happy stores
Joe's dream sails on strong
And when you dance through those doors
You'll be singing his song
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe
Father of the store we love
Thank you, your awesome!
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
Fearless Flyer Joe Coulombe
Father of the store we love
Thank you, your awesome!
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
Hi Ho! Trader Joe
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4min
July 28, 2021 Must Have Been Sleeping
You said that you loved me
You told me how you cared
You were everything I dreamed
A dream I thought we shared
Must have been sleeping when I slept with you
Didn't hear the lies lying next to you
You promised you'd stay true
That I'm the only one
So I wrapped myself around you
And now we have a son
Must have been sleeping when I slept with you
Must have closed my eyes holding close to you
You left me all alone now
Your baby in my arms
He'll grow up strong and knowing how
To do no woman harm
So go on where you're going
And don't look back in time
Or tell me I'm just dreaming now
And your love is still mine
You made your way like a thief in the night
Come back today and we'll turn off the lights
Must have been sleeping when I slept with you
Now I dream of mornings waking up with you
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3min
July 28, 2021 Mary My O My
Once upon a time I lived in the burbs
With the love of my life and a daughter named Mary
We grew a green garden With veggies and herbs
Finished dinner with a favorite old sherry
One late summer morning the fairy tale died
Now I'm all alone with no one to hold
My life was built on a bed of lies
That's what she said in the secret she told
I'm sorry, Mary my O my
Why couldn't I see it, why wouldn't she tell?
It was all in her note when she ended her pain
So I buried that man right where he fell
My rake in his back in the hard summer rain
I'm sorry, Mary my O my
Reserve me a cell with twelve iron bars
Let me surrender to fate's greater power
I'll live out the seasons alone with my scars
Haunted by gravestones and untended flowers
My oh my, how seasons fly
All things change and so do I
One begins the other dies
If only wisdom made us wise
I'm sorry Mary, Mary my O my
I'm sorry, Mary my O my
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3min
July 28, 2021 Harvard Handyman
Have you called the Harvard Handyman
Whatever you want I heard that he can
Have your lights gone out are you feeling teary?
He comes equipped with both practice and theory
Want talented hands and a good bottom line?
Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
His Ivy League dreams fell through the cracks
Working in an office nearly broke his back
Now he drives a truck to escape the grind
And once in a while he gets a little behind
But darling I wouldn't waste any time
Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
I can give you his card if you need some repairs
Whatever you like just tell him where
Yeah check out his toolbox and give him a plan
His head's as fine as his capable hands
Let him fix things up don't die on the vine
Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
When your self-esteem's shattered he'll fix it up fine
Text 22-7 Oh! Oh! Oh! Nine!
Maybe you shouldn't but it's pretty well known
He takes care of things when you're all alone
Honey call the Harvard Handyman
Whatever you want you know he can
I said maybe you shouldn't
But it's pretty well known
He takes care of things
When your all alone
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3min
July 28, 2021 Far From Home
Pulled into town about twelve o'clock
Looking for a place to sleep
Stood in line at the Stop N Shop
Got something filling and cheap
Went to my room and popped a beer
Pulled a Gideon from the dresser drawer
Thumbed the pages till one came clear
Like always John chapter four
Far from home in an enemy quarter
Jesus spoke to a woman like me
Offered her a taste of living water
Forgave her and set her free
Didn't take them long to track me down
I don't have the skills of a con
They found me in a little border town
Where I was trying to sell my gun
Maybe it's prison that's keeping me sane
I'm so weary of running away
Freedom's no good when it comes with pain
Freedom’s in truth or so they say
If Huntsville were Samaria
I'd sit here by this well
Until the prophet found me
And called me from my cell
Like the woman of Samaria
My life's not what I planned
I shaped my heart to fit the love
Of a Texas outlaw man
When things went bad, I left him dead
Poisoned the well and then I ran
And now that gospel story
Haunts me like his hands
The path I took was the path I saw
I can't say that things are much worse
If I'd stayed with him and took any more
I know he'd have killed me first
It's John who holds me to the woman inside
And she's more than the tears and the scars
She is the one who can testify
Not all prisons are made of bars
Far from home in an enemy quarter
Jesus spoke to a woman like me
Offered her a taste of living water
Forgave her and set her free
Forgave her and set her free
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FAQs about Revolutionary Tunes:

How many episodes does Revolutionary Tunes have?

The podcast currently has 524 episodes available.