Rewind the Times

(TW: Sexual Assault, Police Brutality, Poor Treatment of Foster Families)

Once again, we have meddled in God's domain and now we have merged Halloween and Christmas into one gross Lovecraftian love child. Watch out for the Headless Snowman and Drake and Josh's deeply disturbing predictions of the future. This episode covers Scooby-Doo and the Goblin King, Merry Christmas Drake and Josh and ChalkZone.

(TW: Sexual Assault, Sexism, Racism, Childbirth, Miscarriages, Abuse)

Well, it seems we've come to the first of three Halloweens we will somehow be celebrating in 2008. We got black cats, candy corn and dead bodies galore! And as we all know, nothing is scarier than the American Education System! This week's films are Semi-Pro and The Other Boleyn Girl.

(TWs for this week's movies: Terrorism, child endangerment, racism, sexism, homophobia, sexual assault)

Things seemed to be going well this week, until we break up with our mutual girlfriend Colgate Mouthwash. Yeah, not gonna lie. We loose the plot in this one a bit. Blame Larry. Him and his baby back ribs.

(TWs for the films: Bullying, racism, torture)

Well, come on in! Make yourself comfortable! Welcome to our movie theater/house, where there's a bed in every theater and we've slept in every one. Please ignore all the McDonalds wrappers. We've made a lot of mistakes. This week, we talk Jumper, Step Up 2: The Streets and Happy Meal Toys.

(TWs for this weeks movies: Suicide, murder, abuse, racism, fatphobia)

Taste that salty sea air gang! We set off on a high seas voyage to bury some treasure in one big ol' Ziploc bag. What's that? Your feet are getting wet? I'm sure that's fine...

This week, we take a look at Fool's Gold, In Bruges and Taylor Swift's understanding of Shakespeare.

(TW for this week's movies: Suicide)

We done did it now and we've broken Apple law. We're trapped in the blindingly white and minimalist prison for crimes against time. Could be worse though. The Woz brought wine coolers. In this episode we talk about Futurama: The Beast With a Billion Backs, Diary of the Dead and the DEWmocracy.

We were all set to review The Eye but it turns out Canada banned that film due to an inappropriate maple syrup joke made by Jessica Alba in the year 2006. No matter, we got backup movies for days and none of them are good. This episode covers Hannah Montana, The Eye and Over Her Dead Body. NOTE: Next week, instead of Never Cry Werewolf, we will instead be reviewing Diary of the Dead. We apologize for being stupid.

(TW for this week's movies: Sexual assault, homophobia, racism, drug use, animal abuse)

Oh boy this episode is just chock full of them big beefy boys and their big beefy muscles. Whether you want some greasy spartan beef or some dry-aged Stallone meat, this episode has got you covered. Also, try not to look hunchback Paris Hilton in the eye. She's got enough problems as it is. This episodes covers Meet the Spartans, Rambo IV and Liam's terrible arms. 

We made a bit of an oopsie and the first two episodes are lost to the time sphere. But we finally managed to make it to 2008 and into J.J. Abrams's box. In this episode we talk Cloverfield, Mad Money and Axe Body Spray.