Zero is not quite nothing.

TMNT: Shredder's Revenge will NEVER release "soon".

Recorded September 12, 2021.

Nintendo Switch's joy-cons were made to hurt grown people hands to shame them.

Talking about amazing and less-amazing controller designs.

Recorded on August 2, 2021.

This week's food obsessed episode includes:

-The microwave is used at your favorite restoraunt. Tortillas with cheese is not a meal.

-Who remembers Ripping Friends?

-The Great British Bake-off should be called: The Same Fork.

-Nobody breaks up over poutine.

Over-eating takes strength. Over-eating shin ramen will lead to diarrhea.

Wash your hands or you will get pinkeye at the gym.

We discuss food eating contests and why the winners look like they are suffering.

Recorded on July 8th, 2021

Manbuns are just buns. Hamburger buns are just buns also.

Brooks and Scholle's: Gentrifiers incorporated.

Moving truck companies do not respect you.

Recorded on June 29, 2021.

What was Miss Marvel even doing during Infinity War?

Every new Mario game is a re-skin of another Mario game.

Anesthetic used to be leather wrapped around an old chicken bone.

Recorded on June 22, 2021.

A small flat piece of lego on a board of lego, is permanent.

University of Laval is not actually in the city of Laval.

You know about a Grand-Father clause, but do you know about the Father Clause? Noogies are always on the menu when its your dad.

Recorded on June 16, 2021.

The French language has layers of nuance, and we explain where to use the best French-language phrase ever.

Does your Apple device have Numbers and Letters?

Get your Urgent Orangutan Pump today!

Recorded on June 9, 2021.

Articles titled "The Truth" are always scary or sad.

Please put "Tug-of-War" back into the Olympics.

Link to video "Cat Comes Back": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h01U0JAR-4o

Recorded on June 3, 2021.

Venom's shoes SUCK. https://www.adidas.com/us/d.o.n.-issue-2-venom-shoes/FV8960.html

What even IS a "Reverse Mortgage"?

The evil origins of the stock market.

Recorded May 25, 2021.