This week, all the RHONY ladies are still in the Hamptons but are divided into two crews: The Brunettes, who hosted Intervention Weekend. And the Blonde Bombshells, who are living lightheartedly and mermaiding around. Ramona makes the rounds and hires people to flirt with. Poor Tinsley is informed she will barely survive motherhood at her advanced age. Dorinda, Lu, and Sonja are playing it sober. And Barbara needs a lesson in dis-inviting someone to a clambake. It's a lot of non-alcoholic Champagne wishes and caviar gift dreams, and we couldn't love it more.