The Gorgas experience marriage. Players don't play. And we have a beautiful send off for Nono, who, if you don't love, you're not human.

We're behind a little - so we're making it up to you by releasing two episodes! The first is the second part of the last to be continued. Joe ices his hand and other stuff happens too.

The Catanias do everything right. Teresa does everything wrong. Becky and Raquel really want to go on vacation.

The Gorgas celebrate a birthday and put an end to rumors. Marge opens up about her life. Dolores has a great ass (just like Teresa). Jennifer gets shit hammered. And Jackie - wait. Is Jackie still on the show?

Teresa shows how loyal she is to the family. Jennifer is an even bigger asshole than we thought. And no one understands how to let things go.

Lexi is British. That's all I have to say about that.

The ladies bond at the lake sans Jackie, who's using her razor sharp skills to cut the kids' hair. Teresa is once again the queen of denial. We want Frank and David to get married and all of us to move in with Delores's mom.

After a long hiatus, Becky and Raquel are back at podcasting about their favorite reality show ladies. RHONJ does not disappoint. Teresa is back to her old self before her legal woes. The New Jersey ladies bring the hits like no other group of housewives.

Happy New Year! We are dishing on the last two episodes of RHONHJ and a short recap of RHOC and RHOD reunion shows. Whoa! We can't get over Vicki's obsession with 'Her Show'?! Or Leanne's complete oblivion to EVERYTHING!!!!

And who do you think would win a fight if we locked Vicki, Leanne, and Danielle in a room? Candles not included.