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Lisa and Ken pick out stone for their kitchen remodel, while best friends Erika and Rinna go to the gym for rock hard glutes. (Also, the best flashback EVER!) Dorit sees her new Ikea office, and we're all left wondering why. Denise gets gossip on every other housewife from Camille, whether she wants to hear it or not. PK and Dorit appropriately dress in funeral attire for lunch with Lisa and Kenny, where their friendship dies. All the ladies, minus Lisa Vanderpump, meet up at Teddi's for one last meal before they go RV camping. And no one is sure who was better friends with LVP, Kyle or PK.

Bethenny and Sonja head out to Brooklyn to visit Hunt Slonem - artist and bird fanatic. Tinsley and Luann attend their first Al Anon meeting together, which gets very deep for Tinsley and -- wait. Where's the cinnamon? Tinsely takes Dorinda with her as she prepares for her debut in the circus, and Dorinda does her best to steal the role. Some of the ladies, including Ramona, run into Mario at their neighborhood Cheers. And the episode ends with a beautiful spa day that Dorinda has created where Barbara tries to smooth things over with Ramona, but Ramona is not ready to hug it out. Oh, and Tinsely and Scott broke up.

Kyle's and Teddi's daughters put on makeup so they're ready for the inevitable YouTube stardom to come. We learn that Harry Hamlin is a human Xanax and that Denise is married to a hot babysitter. Vanderpump admits to Denise that she has retreated and she's completely fine with it. And the rest of the ladies go to a Boy George concert but also get a British comedy show.

We are still not touching the Morgan letters, but they're not real anyway. Ramona gets comfortable in the middle of dinner, and the ladies have a fun, let -loose evening, although Barbara is scared. Back in the city, there are blowouts, old dogs, and flower purchases. Bethenny plans a sparkle party, and a game of truth or dare brings out the best or worst. But that's after caviar and vodka; so it's okay.

The RHOBH ladies, minus one friend (she wasn't invited), celebrate Camille's upcoming wedding. Denise let's us know the best way to find out which friend is leaking stories about you. LVP destroys her kitchen. And we are suppose to be having a dinner honoring Lois Rinna, but politics and the Richard sisters seem to steal the show.

We are in the Berkshires this episode. Luann is still upset over the swordfish bedroom; so Tinsely puts an end to it by giving up her bedroom. The following day, Camp Blue Stone Manor has a full schedule. Sonja starts spinning when they visit a Morgan family home. Dorinda is amazingly compassionate and comforting to Bethenny as she moves through grief. Barbara is amazingly annoying as she tries to keep the fire fueled between Dorinda and Luann. Everyone tries to reel Sonja in as she becomes a little more than tipsy. Sonja is concerned that Barbara is going to move in on Bethenny and for the love of God, DON'T TOUCH THE PAPERS!!!

Kyle has drinks with the ladies -and Aaron - and fills them in on Showdown at Villa Rosa. Ken shares some special moments with Giggy. Most of the ladies are shocked to realize they are not invited to Lisa Vanderpump's birthday party, especially since Denise gets an invitation. Rinna, Erika and Denise leave us wanting to try flying yoga. And all the ladies, minus LVP, get together to celebrate Denise's recent wedding. But Camille lets loose and outs her ex-husband and Vanderpump's teeth.

While Bethenny is packing for a couple of trips, she squeezes in a grief therapist. Tinsley hosts "Strut your Mutt," benefiting the Humane Society and her image. The ladies lunch on Ramona's friend's yacht and give Tinsley a reality check on her relationship with Scott - Poor Tinsely. In the Berkshires, Dorinda outdoes Disney World with her Halloween decorations. Luann has lost all graciousness and cannot believe she's expected to stay in a green room with navy bedding.

Denise and Aaron have added water to make an insta-family and couldn't be happier. Teddi is spinning in more ways than one. Lisa Vanderpump's work with Congressman Hastings pays off when House Resolution 401 is passed. The gang - er - ladies (minus LVP) have lunch and talk about the Radar Online article, how it had to have come from the LVP camp, and how Kyle has to address it with Lisa. Sadly, this leads to the demise of a 12-year friendship.

At Sonja's party, Dorinda and Luann finally speak but not so much about the elephant in the room. Sonja dips a toe in the lady pond. Tinsley's meets her mom for drinks some and shattering of her self-esteem. Dorinda feels it's time to move on and out of her apartment after going back into Sonja's old townhouse. The five families - er, the four ladies have a sit down in hopes that Luann and Dorinda find some kind of resolution, but things are left unresolved. And we don't know who's drinking the Kool-Aid, but we're pretty sure it's spiked.