In part 1 of the the RHONJ reunion, Teresa forgets all about namaste. Jennifer learns absolutely nothing from watching herself throughout the season. Jackie tries to preach sanity to the insane. And Becky and Raquel are both hungry and thirsty - for food and booze. We are loving this reunion!

In this episode, we see laughing gas cheer LVP up while Kyle doesn’t need it for a laugh. Lisa Rinna hosts a sexy pastry, I mean, assembly party. And Dorit plans a first-class trip to the Bahamas for the RHOBH ladies. Exquisite!

On the RHONJ finale, we see high end shopping and mommy makeovers. Melissa set's Joe straight on how to talk around their daughter, but no one can seem to get through to Teresa regarding Danielle's toxic behavior. The episode ends delivering Becky and Raquel's two favorite quotes of the entire season! We are not disappointed, and promise you won't be either. Oh, marone!

RHOBH opens with a blow up fight between LVP and Kyle. Poor Lucy Lucy ends up at a shelter, awarding Dorit a 5k fine and even more embarrassment. Kyle throws an amazing pool party where Raquel and Becky would have never gotten past the charcuterie table, had they been invited. And we get to meet the newest real housewife, Denise Richards! This opener proves the Beverly Hills ladies are not going to disappoint us in Season 9.

The RHONJ ladies leave Cabo on separate planes. Jennifer goes on an apology tour. Melissa and Jackie talk family issues. And Margaret looks great while doing good work.

The RHONJ ladies are still in Cabo. We have some beautiful dinners; some ugly fights; and for some reason, a camel ride!

Some of the RHONJ ladies pick out a lovely gift for Teresa from the wrong jeweler. Very tan Teresa and Frankie place in their fitness competitions. The ladies make it to Cabo to let loose and recover from strict diets. Unfortunately, Jennifer's behavior just leaves a bad taste.

A wine tasting trip for the RHONJ ladies turns angry. Melania premiers her song. And Danielle manages to rile up anyone she can, while her husband offends all women.

On the latest RJONJ episode, a lot of time is spent in Turkey. Tre and Jackie talk it out, leaving Melissa relieved. Dolores shows her big heart. And best of all, Danielle fails to make an appearance, except for Margaret confirming she's done with that friendship.

It’s a Housewives on Housewives RHONJ double episode! In Ep 8, most of the ladies are still in Bimini. Danielle is out of focus at her photo-shoot. Real men eat conch and throw drinks. And happily over after 4 months. In Ep 9, we see lots of lunches. Jovani makes a guest appearance. And there is one helluva communion.