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Margaret’s delightfully planned brunch goes horribly wrong this week on RHONJ. Jennifer bores us so much we regret mentioning. And what could ruin a Bahamian beach vacation? Danielle.

This week the RJONJ ladies shop for sex toys and communion suits. A lot of discussions and family meals. And a bachelorette party that makes us so glad we/re already marries.

To figure out how to talk to one’s spouse, the RHONJ ladies decide what part of the body is the woman and what part is the man. The Gorgas work out some issues in the garage. Jennifer has a throne for everything except humor. And thankfully, Jackie stays calm and collected, while Margaret is the voice of reason.

Still in rustic OK, the RHONJ ladies tell us unbelievable truths about themselves. Jennifer offends all of OK and everyone watching. The ladies prep cows for a show, and celebrate their trip with a classic, or cliche hoedown.

The RHONJ ladies pack for OK like they are going to a costume party. We get breakfast table drama between sisters-in-law. New housewife Jennifer shows us what not to do as a guest in someone’s home. Melissa and newbie Jackie each share something deep and dark.

It's Easter in Jersey! Dolores invites the ladies to hatchet throwing. Danielle reacts unreasonably when Marge Jr. gives her some reasonable news. And whatever you do, don't lie to Dolores.

RHONJ Season 9 premiers. Old Giudice and Gorga drama is brewing. Marge Sr. gets rejuvenated, and Melissa celebrates the last of her 3's. We have all the dish!