In this caffeinated espresso shot teaser of Season Two of #RockStarLife: Coffee Break, I’m coming in scalding hot with my take on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season premiere! These ladies are so thirsty to secure their snowflake, you can practically see the desperation dripping off their Birkins. From Angie pulling stunts so obvious even Bravo producers are side-eyeing, to Lisa Barlow trying—and failing—to channel her inner Teresa Giudice with that weak, half-hearted glass toss. 

I break down all the drama, from Everyone VS Whitney (because apparently her "hillin' journey" is still a thing) to Mary Cosby being…well, Mary Cosby. Let’s be real, she exists in her own universe where bizarre and iconic somehow co-exist, and honestly, we’re here for it, especially her just hating the friends-of.

But before I get into the Housewives shenanigans, I had to pop off on Chimp Crazy and Tiger King—and yes, I went full Ghost Adventures mode on this one. Remember when Zak Bagans and crew rolled up to Joe Exotic’s zoo for some paranormal mess? I do and there is just dark spiritual energy with these animal keeping nutbags. 

This episode’s serving up Bravo breakdowns, pop culture rants, and a sprinkle of paranormal weirdness—so grab your coffee, because the madness is real!

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#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is on hiatus, darlings, but Season Three struts onto the scene in 2026—fierce, fabulous, and totally worth the wait. 🚀☕💄 In the meantime, Espresso Shots drop whenever I feel like it—no RSVP required, just pure chaos and caffeine.

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