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In this playful episode, the Bumperpodcast crew dives into an impromptu rhyming game that evolves into an unexpected musical masterpiece. Producer Dan kicks things off with his frog-themed rap, leading to a full group freestyle session about everything from legal victories to donut obsessions.

• Producer Dan’s surprise rhyming intro
• The great “drift” pronunciation debate
• Spontaneous group freestyle session
• Discussion of Apple Podcasts updates and Patreon milestone
• Natty’s discovery of voice-to-text technology

• Producer Dan
• Natty Bumpercar
• Rufus T. Rufus
• Aloysius J Pig (mentioned)
• Robot (briefly mentioned)

“you see I am a frog and I like to produce I don’t keep it too tight I keep it loose”

“Rufus T Rufus I’m a lawyer son ain’t never a case that I ain’t never won”

“I wasn’t expecting a hot jam of the summer to come out but here we are who knew right”

Producer Dan: okay everybody okay everybody everybody okay my name is producer and today we're going to play a game and the game it goes a little bit like this and it's gonna drive you insane what we're trying to do is make rhymes rhymes are words that rhyme yeah sometimes we're gonna rhyme with rhyme and that's fine you see I am a frog and I like to produce I don't keep it too tight I keep it loose I'm usually not on the microphone because not the bumper

Natty Bumpercar: car doesn't always like to give a dog about excuse what are you doing producer you doing

Producer Dan: you doing that rhyme thing that she was talking about the other day that wasn't approved we want

Natty Bumpercar: we were just recorded like a minute of that whatever it was it was kind of fun and I was

Producer Dan: kind of doing a test and maybe my flipper hit the record button at the same time as well go but it's

Natty Bumpercar: you know you don't have to keep it or anything like you know unless you want to now it's hard

Producer Dan: to tell you it's a no in your head no saying no no you don't want to get rid of it I don't

Rufus T. Rufus: we okay yeah we want to get rid of it because it's it's I mean I haven't listened to it but

Natty Bumpercar: I'm assuming it's and this is not any slight against you but I'm assuming it's not very good

Aloysious J. Pig: if you understand if you catch my drift drift drift that's weird that's a word I just said

Producer Dan: it and does it sound drift now it's drift dry yeah you got it I think I'm saying that right

Aloysious J. Pig: dream got it yeah it's drift and I understand you know that's got a word there's a definition

Producer Dan: that defines a word when it sounds I don't know what I'm trying to say does it sound incorrect

Rufus T. Rufus: when you're trying to say it does it not sound correct when you don't try to say it here's the

Producer Dan: thing that I guess I'm a little bit upset about now is I was doing a pretty good little rhyme

Aloysious J. Pig: sting rhyme game earlier and now you guys are just in here kind of talking gibberish to be

Producer Dan: completely honest now here's the thing is we ain't talking gibberish I was I just had I got a word

Natty Bumpercar: stuck in my crawl as it were and was drift and it didn't sound right and and now even saying it I

Rufus T. Rufus: feel like it does sound better so I don't know you know this is I had a little issue with a word

Natty Bumpercar: not not with you not with nothing hey robot man there's everybody's here we got producer over

Producer Dan: there got Rufus T Rufus Aloysius what's up my man and robot Wow and me daddy bumper car

Natty Bumpercar: bananas fun packed room we got can you tell him not to come in here and start trouble immediately

Producer Dan: bumper car he hasn't been on the show in forever and I don't want him just coming in and causing

Natty Bumpercar: and yeah but I should point out to you that you're the one who came in when I was trying to record

Rufus T. Rufus: the rhyme guy oh you're doing the rhyme game that's awesome yeah so we're trying to do it just

Natty Bumpercar: like we talked about in the meeting cool that's awesome yeah yeah we just came in and he said no

Producer Dan: rhyming you can't record this it's just but not good and all this stuff and I was like well okay

Natty Bumpercar: I was just doing my job here I didn't know I was gonna get yelled at okay now I don't know if

Announcer: anybody's yelling at anyone but I know that we do not have a human resources department so I will

Natty Bumpercar: be handling any of those issues just funnel them through me you're just trying to build up your hours so he can charge us right right I'm gonna reach you he charges us money for the hours well of course I mean a man does have to eat you understand and I'm not just sustaining myself on air and sunshine I'm a living breathing human being who needs to enjoy his repast ever so often to have a a bit of an entertainment like a roof over my head I got bills to pay yeah so um well I'm sorry that I missed out on the rhyme game can we can we start it back up or what are we gonna what's the deal here like what's the plan are we gonna just scrap the first time are we gonna start it over I vote that we scrap but you know I you guys never listen to me that we clap our hands everybody and everybody clap their hands if we're all in line and we're doing just fine let's everybody clap your hands let's go Natty B I'm in the place to be and I love my life and I love to party I always just I make amazing dishes I also fulfill crazy wishes Rufus T Rufus I'm a lawyer son ain't never a case that I ain't never won like to relax I like to have fun and I like to marinate up under the sun I don't like waffles but I love doughnuts did you just rhyme robot with doughnut because doughnuts go nuts for doughnuts we go nuts yeah all the time we go nuts go nuts for doughnuts and we slang our silly rhymes we go nuts go nuts for doughnuts and this rhyme is sublime I mean I guess that's pretty good I could take that back into the lab and you know throw some funky beats onto it and maybe like a little bit of um um you know studio magic as we call it to just to make it this is really good but it could be a little bit better yeah I mean honestly I the way this episode started with the little rhyme game I wasn't expecting a hot jam of the summer to come out but here we are who knew right it's like it's unexpected that's for sure now netty uh if this little song is in the episode do we have to change the category of the podcast from uh improvisation over to musicality or any such thing as that or can we just be as we be I don't know I think we can just um no we just leave everything the same because that would confuse things and mess things up uh even more oh speaking of podcasts I um the apple where are like whatever it's called podcasts is it called apple podcast I don't know but they did a thing this week where they're like adding all kinds of wacky stuff on their podcast platform and they're like you can charge for podcasts and I was like I don't want to do that um but it's kind of neat oh speaking of I know we keep mentioning this but it's there uh natty bumper car no way patreon.com slash natty bumper car we got our first patreon this week and I just can't even thank her enough uh although I did thank her but it's so so nice and I forget what tier she is and I forget if I'm allowed to say her name so I have to look into that because that's the cool thing with patreon is if you join at different levels you get stuff um so I have to put like a package together to mail to her um and also we're trying to revive the mailing list why I don't know it's just a cool fun thing to do um I like interacting with you guys and I miss the world and so I think I'm just uh desperate to communicate in any way I possibly can I'm like what do you want me to do carrier pigeon I can do that mailing list sure blog post ah that seems like a lot of work a lot of words um these days when I write stuff little secret I've figured out how with my computer how I can actually push a button twice it's a button that says fn and if I put fn boop boop then it listens to me and there's like a little microphone and it will transcribe the words that are coming out of my mouth so what I mean is like it takes the words and it types them when I don't even have to type and it's so fun because I can be like I went to the store the other day comma and bought some peanut butter exclamation point and it'll do those things because I live in the future a very lazy future where I don't even feel like tapping on the keys now that that's a wonderful future I feel like I could save some money around the office I might have to I could maybe get rid of Eunice for instance she's she's been working for me and you know it's now I guess I should keep on she keeps all the books tight and uh I don't I don't know why I even even thought about it because she she does everything and she's a wonderful employee Eunice I hope you're not listening to this please don't please don't leave the whole law firm would fall to pieces if you left yep big shout out to Eunice over there taking care of things like it's her job well actually I think it is her job is what he was just saying um I'm gonna go now because I actually have to go do my job which is to produce this podcast but uh thanks for for thanks for rhyming everybody it was a lot of fun I am producer all right I'll see you later later later McAlligator producer eats flies and calls them mashed potatoes I fell off my board because I thought I was a skater this podcast is over see you later bumper pod casketeers see you later this has been a non-productive media presentation executive producer Frank Hablawi this program and many others like it on the non-productive network is distributed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial no derivatives license please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it for more information visit non-productive.com

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