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This week on Bitch Don’t Be Dumb, we’re calling it exactly what it is.

Private jets. Superyachts. Billionaire bunkers. Space joyrides. Climate galas with helicopter pads.

You don’t get to lecture normal people about recycling while you burn more fuel in a weekend than most families will in a year. Stop shaming Janice for her plastic straw while someone lands a jet in Milan for fashion week.

If you loved the planet, you wouldn’t need an escape plan underneath it.

This episode isn’t anti-money. It’s anti-hypocrisy. Because extreme wealth doesn’t just buy comfort — it buys emissions, insulation from consequence, and the ability to pretend Earth is optional.

Rich people don’t hate the planet emotionally. They hate it behaviorally.

Bitch, don’t be dumb.