‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the White House Not a creature was colluding, not even his spouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Vladimir soon would be there; When out on the lawn there were TV crews, And Trump sprang from his bed to check out the fake news. When what did his wondering eyes see below, But nineteen #MeToo victims all in a row. Congressional women for his resignation did call; Trump screamed, “Dash away! Dash away! Dash away