After running into numerous rocks per the suggestion of Master Ranger Yodel, Ranger Doug’s noggin cracked a huge rock that revealed stone steps leading into a deep, dark cavern. As Ranger Doug carefully made his way down the steps, he did not notice a trip wire lurking in the shadows. He tripped, lost his balance and fell into the subterranean void…

After receiving Master Ranger Yodel’s puzzling poem, Ranger Doug began walking into rocks, much to the consternation of Too Slim and Woody Paul. As Slim and Woody watched the Idol of American Youth attempt to crack both the enigma and his noggin, they decided to call for professional help. Has Ranger Doug officially lost it? Is this the end of Riders In The Sky?! Featuring Michael Martin Murphy!

Confused and downhearted, Ranger Doug journeyed to the perfect master ranger, Yodel, who told him he must “return home and walk into rocks.” Ranger Doug obliged the questionable koan with little question and immediately took to walking into rocks. Meanwhile, Slocum and Charlie plot a very big and evil plan…

After Ranger Doug was convicted of and subsequently jailed for late night, horseback terrorizing, he was granted an appeal if a $50,000 bond could be posted. To raise the money, Too Slim and Woody mortgaged the famed Triple X Ranch and herd to a seemingly friendly Slocum. Ranger Doug was to be released on the condition that he completely refrain from yodeling, but the very next morning he disappeared and left a mysterious note on his jail cell bed…

Over 300 eye-witnesses identified the mysterious night-riding yodeler as Ranger Doug. What they didn’t know was that the real culprit is none other than the doofus named Charlie in a latex Ranger Doug mask created by Slocum. Sherriff Drywall arrested the Idol of American Youth, and he was charged guilty. Is this the end of Ranger Doug?!

After running into Slocum at the recycling center – and headfirst into a questionable pie – the Riders returned to the Triple X Ranch. Later that same night, a smiling, yodeling figure on horseback caroused through the streets of Tumbleweed City, shooting out windows and terrorizing the sleeping citizens. The phone calls that poured in identified a most unbelievable person as the culprit…

The Riders are back in Tumbleweed Valley on the famed Triple X Ranch. It’s Saturday morning, and America’s favorite cowboys hitch up the old Studebaker wagon and head into town to drop off some recycling. But as the Riders fulfill their civic duty, a voice from the past halts them in their path…

Riders In The Sky discovered Slocum’s hideous death ray, with which he planned to destroy the Alaskan Pipeline. Just in the nick of time, Sergeant Dudley came to the rescue, but the death ray ran amok, drilling a hole into the center of a volcanic mountain. The Riders narrowly escaped, but Ranger Doug suddenly remembered they left Side Meat on the opposite side of the mountain… featuring Baxter Black!

Woody Paul devised a system to beat Slocum’s crooked roulette wheel and broke the casino bank. Slocum then challenged Ranger Doug to a game of five-card showdown for the money, valley and lost goldscri. Ranger Doug accepted the challenge at sundown on the roof of the Golden Calf Casino, but as their fifth cards were dealt a sudden gust of wind blew the cards off the thirty-story building. With that, the Idol of American Youth ran to the edge of the building and leaped off feet first… featuring J.C. Crowley!

Slocum has just unleashed the most perfect engine of destruction ever conceived: baby flies at mach 4 carrying a huge payload of explosives! While the Riders devise a plan to prevent the famed Triple X Ranch from being turned into Slot City’s landfill, Slocum’s flies of fury have locked in from high overhead and began their dive towards our unsuspecting cowboys…