It’s Valentine’s Day and Bryan is on the warpath against Krispy Kreme. Enjoy this special edition episode of Ridiculous Dialogue as the crew discusses a rogue franchise and their miles of red tape.

We struggle to remember several things this week on Ridiculous Dialogue, but just chalk it up to old age. Speaking of old age, the crew discussed buying a newspaper ad and continuing their technology break.

We also offered up some True Detective theories, so if you’re not caught up maybe skip past that part. Lastly this week, we hear about Rob’s Grandma and her strange Christmas gift, which led us into a discussion of human-made goods.

Just how big was Clark Griswold’s bonus in Christmas Vacation? It’s a hotly debated topic this week on Ridiculous Dialogue as the crew tries to come up with a figure. We also heard about a phantom moth and some sleep assault from Kelly.

Finally in this episode, Bryan explained how his Dad’s new hobby is intersecting with his old one.

Ridiculous Dialogue has returned from the holiday break and Kelly’s fallen victim to the cashew brittle. In addition to brittle, we discuss other holiday eating and have an intense debate about hot dogs.

Finally in this episode we highlight the benefits of making our phones dumber to actually pay attention to things around us.

Add to your holiday cheer with a little holiday humor from Ridiculous Dialogue, where we discuss dramatized cooking shows, talking in an Uber and the decline of Mall Santas.

The crew also complained about text shorthand versus emoji and Rob described why he’s requesting his lottery tickets be pre-scratched.

Despite rumors on social media (Ok, it was one tweet), Ridiculous Dialogue isn't going anywhere! This week we delved into the holidays, discussing everything from the best and worst of Thanksgiving, to why certain Christmas songs aren’t getting radio air time.

Besides the holiday talk, Bryan, Rob and Kelly provided highlights from a recent Repeal Day celebration they attended. Hint, it involves goth flapper girls and fake jazz bands.

It’s a real “barn-burner” of an episode this week as Rob describes his life as a virtual cowboy and Kelly laments Texas needing to legalize “special cookies.”

Also this week, the crew discusses the downside to selling things online and taking strangers pictures in public. Finally we take flat-earthers to task and give some insight on how we all test for drunkenness. (Spoiler: It involves Jack-in-the-Box Tacos.)

It’s a haunted episode of Ridiculous Dialogue this week, where we discuss upcoming Halloween plans, as well as some creepy things that have been happening lately.

We also lamented becoming old people and falling out of trends, like vaping and Fortnite. Finally this week, Kelly defends Oklahoma against a two-pronged attack from Bryan and Rob.

We’ve got some serious grown-up topics on Ridiculous Dialogue this week, including selecting house fixtures and Bryan’s new ladder. Rob also told us about a bee problem he’s encountered and why he’s just considering taking up beekeeping to deal with it.

Lastly this week, Bryan recounted a recent “Tyler Durden” moment he had while buying jewelry and Kelly explained why she was suspicious of the purchase.

We don’t need alcohol to have fun on Ridiculous Dialogue, but we’re finding that it helps! This week we discussed pushy vacation drug dealers and why road rage seems to be getting worse.

Rob also shared his microwave revelation and why he’s laying low from cheese ads on social media. Finally this week, the crew pondered whether they could start selling their own online data and Bryan shared his excitement for some new Sonos functionality.