Hey, guys! Welcome to Instead Of! This week's BDSM ASMR video is sponsored by ropes. We here at Instead Of are definitely not materials science... scientists, we're just globetrotting YouTubers. But let us be the first to tell you: these rope things are great. Next time you're tying a baker's dozen (or more!) mattresses to your truck, try a rope.  Anyway, in this one we ride 'til we die, deal 'til we heal, and dole out some much-deserved carpital punishment.

Pairings: gross tortilla misuse; 22YUPNEW5's hilarious new catchphrase; a massage so deep you feel it through your screen