Kristin Key (Comedian) and Renie set sail down memory lane on the anniversary of Kristin's ill-famed quarantine detour on The Grand Princess Cruise Ship. Other cruises dock in the port of discussion, such as The Titanic and Ted Cruz.

Jordan Morris (Jordan, Jesse, GO! Podcast, Writer) and Renie are fun adjacent with tech as they use webcams to possibly sell meat sacks and encounter an unobtainable sandwich algorithm. Rock Dads and Cat Dads rule because humanity is so beautiful or whatever.

Augusta Avallone (TV/Film Costume Designer, Burlesque Dancer) dishes with Renie about how employees and performers deserve to be treated. The gals identify a new version of Coney Island Whitefish and relate people to fonts. Always tip strippers or you get Comic Sans, you a**hole.

Will Melendez (Comedian) needs a high and a low at the same time this Valentine's Day after enduring a job interview, a birthday, and QuaranTinder at home. Renie learns the importance of dragging the Bratz Doll company and needing a Queen who can't sew.

Andia Winslow (Athlete, A League of Their Own) and Renie run, hula-hoop, and unicycle an inside joke into the ground. Andia breaks down how being a queen, athlete, or artist takes 100% focus to achieve your true potential and tacos. There's some cat hair, but it's like the bay leaf.

Sean Cardamone (Chef, The Walrus and The Hedgehog) puts the private in private call, recounting details of a freak kitchen accident that's got nothing to do with cooking. Renie and Sean light up like Glo Worms about sexuality and fighting back tears, whether it be from love, phallus fracture, or dryer lint.

Malcolm Jay (Counselor in Training) shares important insights with Renie about trans expectations, Baltimore dialects, and Bobby Hill. P'scuse me, but providing therapy in today's climate is as daunting as Zoom bottle service.

Heidi Powers (Playwright/Director) and Renie virtually attend the ongoing aquarium drama Wet Side Story and share audition tales (pizza and skates and stripping, oh my!). Their theatre date gets exciting with practical marriage advice and cartoon bestiality.

Phil LaMarr (Justice League, Futurama) and Renie solve most of the world's problems in this Season Two premiere, unpacking hot-button issues such as toxic masculinity, misinformation prevalence, and the perks of a horn keyboard.