RIP IT! PODCAST - RIP IT!

Hosts Seth and Doug take rambling to new heights in this free wheeling episode. What starts as a benign chat about Seth's new barber turns into a discussion about the fall of the Roman Empire and sewer balls (probably not what you think). Listen in as Doug recalls the sound effect that haunts clumsy Cousin Oliver on the Brady Bunch and disgusts Seth with a tale of a mole removal. What is the worst way to describe a desired hair style? Seth thinks he knows the answer... All in this exciting 16th episode of Rip It!

Writer, director and favorite guest, Joe Maggio, joins Seth and Doug for a second time. What begins as a discussion about the surprisingly common topic of moving, Joe spirals into vocalizing the deep existential crisis that is plaguing him. Listen in as they discuss how to go about crafting your legacy, look back on questionable fashion choices, and figure out how to get a squirrel out of a ventilation shaft. Can you decide who is deserving of a viking funeral? Seth offers up his suggestion in this morbidly hilarious action packed episode. 

Hosts Seth and Doug wonder if they're boring as they talk about subjects such as smart fridges, bathroom etiquette, and purchasing t-shirts. What starts out as big news from one of our hosts devolves into ramblings covering apartment moldings, breath sprays, and ultimately, masturbation. Thrill as they discuss parallel parking... Marvel at their observations about milk men... Be astounded as they don't know anything about the internet. All on this riveting edition of Rip It!

Hosts Seth and Doug touch upon a simpler time. A time when you could wipe out in public and not become an Internet sensation. A time when the world didn't know what everyone was eating for lunch. A time before text became a verb. Listen in as they discuss distant memories like answering machines and land lines. It's not all phones though. They also discuss the shame of Dungeons and Dragons, the horror of early web design, and the joy of (non-masturbatory) playing with yourself. It's a nostalgia filled trip in the way back machine in this episode of Rip It!

Hosts Seth and Doug delve deep into the things that piss them off. Eschewing the usual suspects like rude people, or long lines, Seth and Doug inadvertently reveal the really odd ways to get under their skin and infuriate them. Before they unleash their torrent of weird annoyances, they discuss some normal things, such as what they're liking this week and what songs one should listen to while riding down mountains in soap box cars.

Hosts Seth and Doug discuss some big news about the fate of the podcast. The secret is revealed through such diverse topics as TD Bank, homeless person bodily fluids, and the merits of being a hobo. Seth also provides a surprising update about Rip It Radio's audience diversity. 

Hosts Seth and Doug wax philosophically about the existence and concept of luck. They manage to stay on theme while discussing such disparate topics as Earth-destroying asteroids, dogs clawing out your eyeballs, moon boots, and spitballs. They also issue their first listener challenge. Who will stand and heed their call?

Hosts Seth and Doug try a timely episode and discuss the magic of Easter. They hit upon topics including Easter mornings of their youth, bizarre Easter traditions from former Soviet satellite states, and Seth's unyielding childhood belief in a human sized Easter Bunny. They also revisit past segments including a confusing "What Do You like", and a horrifying, "Bad News". 

Hosts Seth and Doug are joined by Kirby, an ex inner-city teacher. They discuss the (occasional) joys and (numerous) perils of preparing students to become our country's future leaders. Topics touched upon include the obvious problems of being a 22 year old female teaching a class full of 17 year old boys, the less obvious perks of catching up with former students later in life, and the ineffectiveness of using sawdust to clean up vomit. Also featured is music from Kirby's band, Kirby V and the Man.

Hosts Seth and Doug relish their time together as they reunite and record their first podcast in Seth's new West Coast home. Topics discussed include East Coast versus West Coast politeness, prairie dogs, and how many times it's appropriate to stop to pee on a long road trip. Seth also introduces a new segment and carefully crafted theme song with, "Crazy Thoughts", and how a long drive can get you thinking them.