Deano, Lomas, and Uncle Brother Ted conduct a memorial service for the Lions' 2022-2023 season, which really ended two weeks ago, when the Roar were shut out by the Pats, and was finally put to rest last night, when the Lions' formerly unstoppable offense was kneecapped by the Cowboys. We spend as little time as possible talking about the actual games, because, well, y'know ... What is there to say other than to repeat our mantra: The Lions Will Always Suck. 

We ponder how much longer we can keep the pod going this season before devolving into song parody territory and conclude that we're probably already there. Lomas makes a pitch for donations to O-Lineman Camp. Did you know that you can feed a fledgling O-lineman for just $57 a day? 

We end this listless episode with an attempt at a minor chord roar but end up performing an atonal, dissonant roar designed to set your teeth on edge. 

Enjoy!