[CONTENT WARNING: this movie is essentially about a sex trafficking ring for children. Also some discussion about abortion subplots and racism against Italians.]

Nadia and Tony take off their pants and dance around to one of the defining comedies of the 1980s, which as it turns out is unbelievably dark and incoherent. Tony says he’s going to limit himself to one Scientology joke and ends up making like twenty. Nadia reads selections from Curtis Armstrong’s memoir detailing teenage Tom Cruise’s late-night Bible Study sessions. Our theme music is “The Beauty of Breathing” by Jeff Rosenstock, distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 license, and available at quoteunquoterecords.com. Today’s outro music is Phil Collins’ “Coming in the Air Tonight” as covered by Greg Farr.