Ritual Misery: Master Audio Feed

Tyler Marchant (@futurehorsepod) hosts Cynical Cartoons, Unfortunate Associates, Tynami, and the Adam Sandcast but don’t let those titles fool you; he’s funny and insightful and has a great podjourney to share. From trouble finding guests to podcasting in an extremely niche and still over-saturated genre, he’s been through quite a bit and is going stronger now than ever.

Find Tyler at all your favorite places:

* Twitter: @futurehorsepod

* Facebook: facebook.com/FutureHorsePod

* Website: FutureHorsePod.com

* Podcasts: Cynical Cartoons, Unfortunate Associates, Tynami, The Adam Sandcast

Thank you, Tyler, for joining me in this journey.

Wanna support this show? Cruise over to ritualmisery.com/support for all the ways you can keep these great conversations going!

Of course, credit where credit is due:

“The Complex” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Everyone likes to be funny, but we know it’s hard…

so we imported an actual stand-up comedian from South Korea, Paul Smith (look him up).

* It’s okay if you don’t laugh at first

* Amos PLEX collection is finally taking over for all these damned DVDs

* Mixer – Behringer XENYX UFX1204

* Catch the LCS

* Kent tried out the PS Vue

* TED Talk:

* Michael Shermer: Why people believe weird things

* Is your doppleganger a better person than you?

* Your mom might be the head or tail of the human centipede?

* Autumn’s Story Time

Thank you sascienne for naming this episode!

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Next week: comedian Clint Nohr

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Amos – 

The gods have blessed you with a camera outage on Amos’ computer…

it’s just one of many failures this week.

* Sean can’t even fail right…or something

* Undaunted has returned! (go listen)

* Kent is trying to teach Lucas how to drive through hail

* Wonder Woman is awesome

* Amos has a new set up:

* Microphone – RØDE Procaster

* Shock Mount – RØDE PSM1

* Swing Arm – RØDE PSA1

* Mixer – Behringer XENYX UFX1204

* TED Talk:

* Social Media Dystopia – Tom Scott

* WWDC

* Prime is the Gateway Drug

* Scott Johnson sells cool shit at the Frogpants Store

* We recieved an awesome email from Mark…and if you get weather where you live, check out his podcast: What Is It About The Weather?

Thank you j0atm0n for naming this episode!

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Next week: comedian Paul Smith

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Stargate Pioneer is an actual rocket scientist who outwardly supports the hobbyist podcaster and stays in tune with his inner geek by sharing thoughts on everything from Marvel vs DC to reviewing microphones through his many shows on the Gonna Geek podcasting network.

Find SP at all your favorite places:

* Twitter: @StargatePioneer

* Facebook: none

* Website: gonnageek.com

* Podcasts: Better Podcasting; Gonna Geek; Starling Tribune; Legends of SHIELD

Thank you, Stargate Pioneer, for joining me in this journey.

Wanna support this show? Cruise over to ritualmisery.com/support for all the ways you can keep these great conversations going!

Of course, credit where credit is due:

“The Complex” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License

http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Caller, you’re on the air…

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Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – @rm_delnoche

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“Aces High”, “Winner Winner!”

Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

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Prepare for the awkward silence…

especially from our returning un-guest.

* Molly Wood still isn’t here

* Kent’s bees return, and bring about questions of the quality of backyard honey

* Watching soccer is hard, ankles (apparently) are not

* Alien: Covenant (aka Prometheus 2)

* undaunted is returning from podfade

* The Division patch 1.6.1 is fukenbroken

* Happy 40th Birthday, Star Wars!

* the original Star Wars crawl

* ‘indescribable’ is an indescribably bad word

* it’s the same difference as nondescript

* TED Talk:

* Dong Woo Jang: The art of bow-making

Thank you Fitz for naming this episode!

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Next week: Molly Wood?

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Amos – @ethancaine

Kent – 

That was a great intro…

it was so good we decided to screw it up twice.

* Amos finally had his knee surgery

* Flying on a plane is bad

* 2FA provides an interesting narrative for password roulette

* Apple Watch set up & transfer hell

* Auto repairs: still not easy

* Ordering via the Apple Store App worked flawlessly

* Hobby podcasting

* The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance

* Star Trek: Discovery – First Look Trailer

* The Orville

* This Futuristic Mars Rover Looks Like an Awesome NASA Tank

* The History of Podcasts

* (Not a) TED Talk:

* Christian Flores: 2 years, 2000 attempts, Blood, Sweat, Broken bones, Puke, what’s next?…

* SP Libs!

Find out more about Stargate Pioneer on the GonnaGeek network, and check out Better Podcasting!

Thank you Chatrealm for naming this episode!

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Next week: Molly Wood?

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* Are you on diamondclub.tv? We’d love to share your news!

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* Find Mike Range’s books on Amazon and follow him on Twitter: @MovieLeagueMike

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We promise we had an awesome guest lined up…

but she showed up about an hour after the show ended.

* Kent is 60+2d20 years old, or maybe that’s Amos…I can’t remember

* Amos did some yard work and stopped by Wendy’s, both were disappointing

* Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is must-see for all

* Reddit is rad (if you know where not to look)

* TED Talk: Gever Tulley: 5 dangerous things you should let your kids do

* Suggest next week’s TED Talk here

* MRIs are the new selfie

* Nicki Minaj is kinda awesome

Thank you @JackieHern81 for naming this episode!

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Next week: Who the hell knows? It might be YOU!

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May the Fourth of May be with you…

wait just a damned second!

* Hypermiling for the less committed

* Steve jams out

* The Tattoo Tangent

* The Division divides us

* Honest Game Trailer for The Division

* Walkie-talkies are rad

* Luke is in the Desert and Whining

* TED Talk: Adam Driver: My journey from Marine to actor

* Suggest next week’s TED Talk here

* Brett started mission:pic podcast!

* SteveLibs!

Thank you @ethancaine for naming this episode!

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Next week: May the Fourth Star Wars Special with author Steve Perry!

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Follow us on Twitter:

The Ritual Misery Podcast – @ritualmisery

It might not be That Time of the Month…

but it was a helluva lot of fun!

* Kent got a phone call from a murderer

* Jackie got a hospital stay for her birthday

* MST3K is pretty great

* Krunchy found a Time Traveling Bong

* Jackie signed up for America’s Test Kitchen

* Crunchy joined a gym

* Patrons at any level can watch our interview of Gloria Young! patreon.com/ritualmisery

* Amazon Echo Look is certainly going to be used for porn

* Jackie went all “crazy lady” on some noisy kids

* We want to go to the Church of Cannabis

* Will Fake News Ale Make Beer Great Again?

* An 8-year-old learned to drive from Youtube so he could get some McDonald’s

* Amos calls in with a story and brings the audio gremlins with him

* TED Talk: Terry Moore: Why is ‘x’ the unknown?

* Suggest next week’s TED Talk here

* Jackie and Krunchy find out how well (or not) Kent knows RMP

* Follow Jackie on Twitter!

* Follow Krunchy on Twitter!

Thank you @sascienne for naming this episode!

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Next week: May the Fourth Star Wars Special with author Steve Perry!

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* Find Mike Range’s books on Amazon and follow him on Twitter: @MovieLeagueMike

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