Much to Lume's chagrin, this week the Quaranteam once again treks deep into the sex weeds for the latest edition of Riddle Me This! The big question: average sex, teach or toss?

Do "C's and D's get degrees", as the kids say? How much (or little) does overall attractiveness factor in? How long should you stick with a hottie who's never heard the word effort? Kristen argues separate categories for those that can't be bothered vs skill-level-rookie. Lume argues further breakdown for laziness vs hot-and-knows-it laziness.

If you elect to teach, is there an age cutoff? Lume declares that 40 is the new 25. Perhaps most importantly, what makes an A+ good time? Personal preferences aside (who the hell is still balking at post-coital makeouts?!), Kristen asserts that rhythm and flow might top the charts. Lume goes story time of losing his V-Card and follows up with reminiscing on when he was a bad kisser, on wax! They close out with some sexting tips from the CEO herself. Spoiler alert: don't skip the appetizers.

QQH (50:09): Back and so much to discuss! First up a shoutout to the newly free Britney Spears and her recent posts showing just how free she is. Then the crew breaks down Kanye West and Julia Fox's "situationship"?! Antonio Brown has become a new verb and Lume can't laugh at it enough. Lastly, when hot sauce and sexy time mix... or maybe when they don't.