After a quick sidebar to discuss pod outfit etiquette, the Quarantings crew gets down into it by first acknowledging a huge dating app update (would you advertise your dating podcast on your dating apps!?) Then, we have the return of everybody's favorite, Riddle Me This. This week's topic is one of struggle, heartbreak and deep emotion. (6:55) After a recent heater, Kristen highlights a few interactions that left her wondering WTF. She breaks down 3 separate "dates" that did not yield the fruit she was expecting. The return of Green Bubbles and why maybe it really is better to date somebody who has the same phone as you. (Don't do anything that requires Kristen to have to call you on the phone, just a heads up. Also don't steal her Bird rentals).

Is somebody coming for Alley-Oops spot when it comes to dropping the ball? PB is swimming out of his depth and might want to have at least one extra glass of water before going for it. Lume gives his first person account of what he saw prior to the failure. A young gun just doesn't have what the CEO is looking for (triple check your dating app photos fellas!) and forced her to contemplate on whether to ghost him or "put him down".

QQH(43:23): Lume gives an ESPN update about Max Kellerman leaving his post at First Take and Rachel Nichols taking a big L. Then they talk about a man who took his drinking to the next level with a very interesting lawsuit. How is OnlyFans going to turn it's back on the real moneymakers of the site? People are really out here falling off crates and the crew can't believe it. A quick tease about the crew's new most recent obsession, FBoy Island. Lastly a shoutout to a momentous day for a Quaranteam member.