fire up some scorpion and join us for a mystical, homoerotic trip through the florida keys, where jake gyllenhaal kicks ass, conor mcgregor levitates with rage, and a haunted bar may or may not be a portal to purgatory. we dive deep into roadside nihilism, sweaty violence, and cgi punches that echo through time. is dalton a bouncer, a ghost, or the last ufc fighter to ever feel love?

we don’t know. we’re too high. but we do know this: if your bar needs saving, pray it’s not by someone with this much unresolved trauma.

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