A little bit of harmless sexual exploitation turns into a full-scale brawl as we start tossing eyeballs on the floor for sweeping up later.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Word travels quickly around the Double Deuce that there's a new sheriff in town, and his name... is DALTON.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton shows off his secret agent skills by sneaking up on a blind man.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Tilghman tries to neaten up the Old Double Deuce and shows off some of his street art skills.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Pete the Retailer

Morgan defends Denise's honor (?) in his own Neanderthal way, and Carrie Ann tries to be helpful.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Pete the Retailer

Dalton makes a new very drunk friend, and continues to inventory everything that is going wrong in the OLD Double Deuce.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Special Guest: Pete the Retailer

We get our first look at the inside of the Double Deuce, and our first shot of Cody (Jeff Healey's) band.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton peels out of the parking garage and drives for an indeterminate amount of time to Jasper.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton tosses his keys to an indignant bystander, who discovers he is not actually a valet but in fact the new owner of A REALLY OLD CAR!

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar

Dalton makes Tilghman an offer he expects him to refuse, and Tilghman eagerly accepts.

Hosts: Roger Wistar & Marcie Wistar