Hola, Roar Nation!

The Roargasm is back, with a preseason episode that will blow your hair back and give you a roarection the size and duration of which will alarm you.

We review our responses to the annual preseason questionnaire (courtesy of Uncle Brother) to predict the Lion's fortunes.

And guess what?

We're (mostly) all in on the Lions going all the way! Seriously. We know, as lifelong Lions fans, that picking the Roar to win the Super Bowl seems insane. But that's where we are, bitches! It's SB or bust, baby!

We also debut two new songs: Deano's show-opening "Bite Them Caps" and Impossible Lomas' show-closing "Built for This Shit".

So join us, Roar Nation, on what is sure to be a wild ride!