#073 Roasting Saints #07

I Saw Mommy Fisting Santa Claus

Oliver Cowdry has a go at translating.

But was it with the Urim and Thummim,

or Smitty's pet rock?

So, "heft your box", get "innoculized", and try not to look

"old like Skeletor".

Memorable Quote 1:

(re: crazy arguments of the faithful,

who then call sane people crazy for not "getting" it)

Sister Gigi: "Jesus Christ stop pissing on my leg and telling me it's rain!"

Sister Patience: "It's a spiritual golden shower, Gigi!"

Memorable Quote 2:

Sister Gigi: "He put his head into a hat, and pulled shit out of his ass, and that is the Book of Mormon."

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