Rob and Helen's Date Night

By Rob Rouse

What's Rob and Helen's Date Night about?

Married couple - comedian Rob Rouse and Helen Rutter - aim to re-kindle the magic in their relationship through a series of bizarre dates in this comedy self-help podcast. @datenightpod @robrouse

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Rob and Helen's Date Night episodes:

01.28.2022
Rob and Helen’s Datenight PodcastEp. 55 ’Run For your wife’
You can support the podcast by joining patreon.com/robrouse and unlock 100's of EXCLUSIVE COMEDY POSTS AND 2 FULL LENGTH LIVE SHOWS!
07.01.2021
Ep.54 Snookered in love
Thanks so much for downloading this historic ep of @datenightpod. If you want loads more comedy pumped deep into your inbox from just £1 a month just join patreon.com/robrouse Also If you want to watch the whole Frame just click the...
05.13.2021
Ep.53 "LET'S PLAY DARTS!!!"
Thanks for downloading "Let's Play Darts!" It's an absolute banger with a couple of halfwits going darts deep in the garage in the midst of lockdown. This episode was recorded a good few months ago simply join us on patreon.com/robrouse...
04.16.2021
Ep.52 DREAMS!
Hello there dear listener, Thanks for downloading. This week Rob and Helen carry out a deep analysis of their dreams to get to the truth of what lurks deep within their relationship. AND generally tit about. You can support thepatreon.com/robrouse podcast...
03.12.2021
Ep51. Helen's Revenge - Michelin Cooking Style
Thanks for downloading dear Listener, please like and subscribe to help support the pod, spread the word And NOW Join us on patreon.com/robrouse for exclusive extra episodes AND mon-Fri daily comedy direct to you inbox!
03.05.2021
Michelin Standard Home Cooking?
Hello there Dear Listener, Welcome to Episode 50 of Datenight Podcast! This week, as lockdown bites, Helen Challenges Rob to cook her a Michelin Standard 3 course dinner. Don't panic, we edited it down to 50 minutes! If you enjoy the podcast...
02.26.2021
Ep.49 "Something for the Weekend? / Mole Count Live"
Thanks for downloading dear listener. It's Ep. 49! If you enjoy the podcast you will love what you can get on Patreon! Basically it's like a daily comedy netflix direct from Rob and you can pay what you want, dirty...
02.12.2021
Ep.48 Concrete and Weeping Sores!
Enjoy tho podcast dear listeners. You can support the pod and get LOADS of exclusive comedy every mon-fri by becoming a patron! it's dead easy and a great laugh. Join today!
01.14.2021
Ep 47. Single wives and Huw Edwards
Vintage Datenightpod madness! support the podcast by becoming a patron here Love Rob and Helen X
01.07.2021
Ep. 46 Frickin Vulture!
Hello there dear listener. There is a huge beast circling in the skies and these two idiots are off to try and see it. What happens when two absolute pillocks try to mingle with real birdwatchers? There's only one way...
12.18.2020
Ep. 45 Bathnight Live!
What a sensational episode this is. Kerry Godliman joins Rob and Helen in the bath! to support the podcast join us on patreon.com/robrouse Enjoy the podcast! Rob and Helen x
12.11.2020
Ep.44 Yoga (and subsequent blow-offs)
Hello there Dear listener, Thanks for downloading this incredibly gassy episode. Expect big laughs, detailed yoga instruction and involuntary farting. A couple that yogas and farts together stays together. Support the podcast by becoming an official patron and you will ALSO access loads...
12.03.2020
Ep. 43 The Great Datenight Sewing Bee
Oh yes dear listeners! This week Helen challenges Rob to create some bespoke haute couture out of some of her old rags! Excitement builds as the clock ticks down and Rob attempts to create an outfit Helen is prepared to wear...
11.13.2020
Ep 42. Can we escape Alexa?
Hello there dear listener. As we enter lockdown 2, this episode was recorded in lockdown 1, remember that, very much like this one. Anyway, Rob and Helen play and escape room game on Alexa and things get pretty crazy! A funny...
10.30.2020
Ep 32. Record Breakers
Hello there Dear Listener. Helen challenges Rob to break a series of world records with hilarious and occasionally gaseous results! Please come and support the podcast by becoming a Patron! If you do, you'll get hours of exclusive comedy sketches including Rob...
09.12.2020
THE BIG SURVEY
Welcome to Episode 40 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. This week Rob and Helen both take a personality test to find out what kind of people they are. Will they be a match? will it end in tears? Has...
09.01.2020
Ep.39 Portrait of A Fool
Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast Ep 39. Portrait of a Fool. This Episode is in honour of Uber Patron Greg Rimmer Support the Podcast by becoming a patron at patreon.com/robrouse Hello there Dear Listener, Rob and Helen here with brand spanking new Datenight...
08.24.2020
Rob & Helen's Datenight Podcast Ep. 38 Anyone for Tennis
After eating an enormous amount of Quorn, Rob and Helen play tennis for date night. It could get very blowy! Become a patron of the podcast by going to https://www.patreon.com/robrouse
06.26.2020
Trailer Episode 40 "record Breakers" get the full ep + loads more on patron.com/robrouse
Here's a trailer for Episode 40 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. It's a real vintage ep as Helen challenges Rob to break world records live on the pod! As you know, Rob can't do any standup, so we have to...
06.05.2020
Ep. 38 Anyone For Tennis?
Hello there dear listener, We hope you are in the finest possible fettle you can be during this strange and complicated time. Obviously Rob can't do stand up at the moment and essentially live performance (his bread and butter) appears to...
03.12.2020
Ep 37 "A Triumphant Return through the medium of collage"
After nearly two years hiatus Rob and Helen are back with a brand new date night podcast. After literally one single tweet asking if they would get back on the mic, they did just that and bottled the lightning! There's all...
06.05.2018
Ep. 36 Not For the Feint Hearted
Hello there Dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 36. After a bit of a hiatus we're back in business. In this weeks podcast Rob and Helen discuss beginning preparartions and reharsals for their impending run at the Edinburgh festival together and...
01.22.2018
Ep. 35 "A Truly Wild Night Out"
Hello there Dear Listener! Thanks for downloading Episode 35! "A Truly Wild Night Out" Rob and Helen have a Saturday Night out together and have a truly wild time of it. After 3 beers (Rob 2, Helen 1) Rob nearly falls over...
01.22.2018
Ep. 35 “A Truly Wild Night Out”
Hello there Dear Listener! Thanks for downloading Episode 35! "A Truly Wild Night Out" Rob and Helen have a Saturday Night out together and have a truly wild time of it. After 3 beers (Rob 2, Helen 1) Rob nearly falls over...
01.18.2018
Ep. 34 Three Car Parks and A Knocking Shop?
Thanks for downloading dear listener! This weeks episode is a classic series of snapshots of your favourite podcasting couple titting about while the kids are at school and talking total codswallop for your entertainment. There's a trip to the hospital and...
01.08.2018
Ep. 33 Topless with a Guinea Pig
Hello there Dear Listener and thanks for downloading episode 33 of Rob and Helen's Datenight Podcast. This week Rob and Helen see in the new year with two new members to the family. The Podcast gets very hot indeed and then...
12.18.2017
Ep. 32 Charity Single Christmas Special
Hello there Dear Listener! Happy Christmas and thanks so much for downloading the podcast. This weeks episode sees the release of Rob and Helen's Christmas Single "Last Christmas" to raise money for Shelter - you can bid for to win the...
12.04.2017
Ep. 31 Gender fluidity and quite a few mentions of toilets
Hello there dear listener, And welcome to episode 31. In this weeks (live) episode Rob and Helen talk interact with listeners questions and discussing gender fluidity, Helen doing drop off in pyjamas and Rob desperatelt tries to keep things (the conversation)...
11.27.2017
Ep. 30 "Dog-hair and Sourdough"
Hello there dear listener! We've been away for a while but we're back! Rob and Helen discuss their hiatus and formulate a new plan to dominate the world of podcasting (or at least to enteratin you) Get your questions in for our new...
11.27.2017
Ep. 30 “Dog-hair and Sourdough”
Hello there dear listener! We've been away for a while but we're back! Rob and Helen discuss their hiatus and formulate a new plan to dominate the world of podcasting (or at least to enteratin you) Get your questions in for our new...
04.11.2017
Ep. 29 "A play for the day 2"
Hello there dear Listener, This week, Helen's new play is staged at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, so Helen challenges Rob to write a scene having stimulated his brain (although there's little proof that this actually exists) Enjoy the podcast! Rob's on tour...
04.11.2017
Ep. 29 “A play for the day 2″
Hello there dear Listener, This week, Helen's new play is staged at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, so Helen challenges Rob to write a scene having stimulated his brain (although there's little proof that this actually exists) Enjoy the podcast! Rob's on tour...
04.03.2017
Ep. 28 "Dirty Scrabble 2 Kerry Godliman et al - a 6 way special!"
Hello there Dear Listener and welcome back to Rob and Hele's Datenight Podcast after a technical hiatus!!! We thought we'd come back with a bang, so this is a 6-way treble date special! A game of dirty scrabble, with our dear...
04.03.2017
Ep. 28 “Dirty Scrabble 2 Kerry Godliman et al - a 6 way special!”
Hello there Dear Listener and welcome back to Rob and Hele's Datenight Podcast after a technical hiatus!!! We thought we'd come back with a bang, so this is a 6-way treble date special! A game of dirty scrabble, with our dear...
03.12.2017
A short announcement
Hello there Dear Listener, This weeks our profoundest apologies! Unfortunately rob's compuer screen broke over the weekend and he (I) can't edit this weeks podcast, Grrrr! However our technical team (Rob) (Me) is doing everything they (I) can to get a new...
03.05.2017
Ep. 27 "King of the Swingers!"
Hello there Dear Sweet listener and thanks for downloading Episode 27. This week Helen planned and magical mystery tour for Rob's birthday. Regular listeners to the show will know how crap Rob is with suprises, but even an old goat...
03.05.2017
Ep. 27 “King of the Swingers!”
Hello there Dear Sweet listener and thanks for downloading Episode 27. This week Helen planned and magical mystery tour for Rob's birthday. Regular listeners to the show will know how crap Rob is with suprises, but even an old goat...
02.27.2017
Ep. 26 'The Great Pod-ery Throwdown'
Hello there dear Listener, Welcome to episiode 26! This week Helen and Rob get their hands dirty and sculpt each other for all eternity in clay. Will they like what they see, Will Helen's sculpture of Rob even have eyes? Rob's on...
02.27.2017
Ep. 26 ‘The Great Pod-ery Throwdown’
Hello there dear Listener, Welcome to episiode 26! This week Helen and Rob get their hands dirty and sculpt each other for all eternity in clay. Will they like what they see, Will Helen's sculpture of Rob even have eyes? Rob's on...
02.20.2017
Ep. 25 Double Date Family Fortunes with Gaz and Jools
Hello there Dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 25! A quarter century of datenight pods! This week is another double date special and Helen and Rob play 'Family Fortunes' The board game with Gaz and Jools Coombes. Also there's talk of worms! Rob's...
02.13.2017
Ep. 24 The Michael Jackson Curry Debacle
Hello Dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 24! The week Rob and Helen share a curry, discuss the implications of Rob eating it, Ronnie the dog does something truly apalling and Rob is forced to dance like Michael Jackson by Helen...
02.05.2017
Ep. 23 'Dirty Scrabble' with Gaz and Jools Coombes - A double date special
Hello there Dear Listener, WARNING - THIS PODCAST CONTAINS STRONG ADULT CONTENT AND LANGUAGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE FROM THE START AND THROUGHOUT. IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, OFFENDED BY, OR DISLIKE BAD LANGUAGE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST. Thanks so...
02.05.2017
Ep. 23 ‘Dirty Scrabble’ with Gaz and Jools Coombes - A double date special
Hello there Dear Listener, WARNING - THIS PODCAST CONTAINS STRONG ADULT CONTENT AND LANGUAGE SOME LISTENERS MAY FIND OFFENSIVE FROM THE START AND THROUGHOUT. IF YOU'RE UNDER 18, OFFENDED BY, OR DISLIKE BAD LANGUAGE, DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST. Thanks so...
01.29.2017
Ep. 22 "Oo-err Mr and Mrs!"
Hello there Dear Listener! Thanks so much for downloading episode 22 of our podcast! This week, Helen & Rob partake in a game of Mr and Mrs. Will they know each other inside out or will they return an all time...
01.29.2017
Ep. 22 “Oo-err Mr and Mrs!”
Hello there Dear Listener! Thanks so much for downloading episode 22 of our podcast! This week, Helen & Rob partake in a game of Mr and Mrs. Will they know each other inside out or will they return an all time...
01.23.2017
Ep. 21 "Sod Trump & Brexit - Where's me washboard?!"
Hello there dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 21! This week Rob and Helen joined Albert's Skifflke band for a morning which was off the hook! If you need a break from Trump, Brexit and the constant doom and gloom of the...
01.23.2017
Ep. 21 “Sod Trump & Brexit - Where’s me washboard?!”
Hello there dear Listener, Thanks for downloading episode 21! This week Rob and Helen joined Albert's Skifflke band for a morning which was off the hook! If you need a break from Trump, Brexit and the constant doom and gloom of the...
01.15.2017
Ep. 20 "I've not got worms, I'm just trying to sell my car!"
Hello Dear Listener,This week we take Rob's car to the sales room! No it is not the most romantic of dates, which maybe why Rob totally loses his sense of humour in this one. We talk to our fantastic old...
01.15.2017
Ep. 20 “I’ve not got worms, I’m just trying to sell my car!”
Hello Dear Listener,This week we take Rob's car to the sales room! No it is not the most romantic of dates, which maybe why Rob totally loses his sense of humour in this one. We talk to our fantastic old...
01.09.2017
Ep. 19 "Release the Doves!"
Happy New Year Dear Listener! Thanks for downloading this first episode of 2017. This week Rob and Helen release 9 white doves into the sky, in many ways this podcast is a call for world peace, in other ways it contains...

What's Rob and Helen's Date Night about?

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Rob and Helen's Date Night episodes:

Rob and Helen’s Datenight PodcastEp. 55 ’Run For your wife’

Ep.54 Snookered in love

Ep.53 "LET'S PLAY DARTS!!!"

Ep.52 DREAMS!

Ep51. Helen's Revenge - Michelin Cooking Style

Michelin Standard Home Cooking?

Ep.49 "Something for the Weekend? / Mole Count Live"

Ep.48 Concrete and Weeping Sores!

Ep 47. Single wives and Huw Edwards

Ep. 46 Frickin Vulture!

Ep. 45 Bathnight Live!

Ep.44 Yoga (and subsequent blow-offs)

Ep. 43 The Great Datenight Sewing Bee

Ep 42. Can we escape Alexa?

Ep 32. Record Breakers

THE BIG SURVEY

Ep.39 Portrait of A Fool

Rob & Helen's Datenight Podcast Ep. 38 Anyone for Tennis

Trailer Episode 40 "record Breakers" get the full ep + loads more on patron.com/robrouse

Ep. 38 Anyone For Tennis?

Ep 37 "A Triumphant Return through the medium of collage"

Ep. 36 Not For the Feint Hearted

Ep. 35 "A Truly Wild Night Out"

Ep. 35 “A Truly Wild Night Out”

Ep. 34 Three Car Parks and A Knocking Shop?

Ep. 33 Topless with a Guinea Pig

Ep. 32 Charity Single Christmas Special

Ep. 31 Gender fluidity and quite a few mentions of toilets

Ep. 30 "Dog-hair and Sourdough"

Ep. 30 “Dog-hair and Sourdough”

Ep. 29 "A play for the day 2"

Ep. 29 “A play for the day 2″

Ep. 28 "Dirty Scrabble 2 Kerry Godliman et al - a 6 way special!"

Ep. 28 “Dirty Scrabble 2 Kerry Godliman et al - a 6 way special!”

A short announcement

Ep. 27 "King of the Swingers!"

Ep. 27 “King of the Swingers!”

Ep. 26 'The Great Pod-ery Throwdown'

Ep. 26 ‘The Great Pod-ery Throwdown’

Ep. 25 Double Date Family Fortunes with Gaz and Jools

Ep. 24 The Michael Jackson Curry Debacle

Ep. 23 'Dirty Scrabble' with Gaz and Jools Coombes - A double date special

Ep. 23 ‘Dirty Scrabble’ with Gaz and Jools Coombes - A double date special

Ep. 22 "Oo-err Mr and Mrs!"

Ep. 22 “Oo-err Mr and Mrs!”

Ep. 21 "Sod Trump & Brexit - Where's me washboard?!"

Ep. 21 “Sod Trump & Brexit - Where’s me washboard?!”

Ep. 20 "I've not got worms, I'm just trying to sell my car!"

Ep. 20 “I’ve not got worms, I’m just trying to sell my car!”

Ep. 19 "Release the Doves!"