Robbie Owens presents The Robbie Owens Show starring Robbie Owens

While flipping channels and battling a bad case of insomnia, I stumbled across an all-new shopping channel that sells some "unique, one of a kind items."

I was intrigued as to what I saw, but then realized that every woman will probably want to purchase one for their significant other! Check out "The Mind Reader For Me" on "The Horrible Home Shopping Channel!"

It's the longest-running news program hosted by rednecks (five years and still going strong)! NASCAR Ned and Bucky Beertap give you the "Hillbilly Action News!"

...how excited he is that baseball is back!

...and catch her spring cleaning with Marlon Brando and Jimmy Stewart!

When it comes to us fellas and romance, let's just say we fall short of all the novels and movies that the ladies read...because those aren't real! And THAT is where "Robbie's Real-Life, Almost-Romantic Tales" come in!

NASCAR Ned and Bucky Beertap are here JUST in time for the weekend to give y'all the REAL news!

...he's invented a few new drinks just in time for the NCAA March Madness tournament!

...and catch her, Marlon Brando and Jimmy Stewart filling out the March Madness brackets.  Well, sort of.

When it comes to us fellas and romance, let's just say we fall short of all the novels and movies that the ladies read...because those aren't real! And THAT is where "Robbie's Real-Life, Almost-Romantic Tales" come in!

NASCAR Ned and Bucky Beertap are here JUST in time for the weekend to give y'all the REAL news!