On the very first episode of this experiment in critical analysis, one man, his partner, and his college roommate attempt a Queer reading of Transformers. This week, David, Gege and Jordan go into the elements that comprise a Queer narrative, play a game of Spot the Phallic Object (spoiler alert: nobody wins) and reveal which ‘bots stole their hearts along with their Energon cubes. We will be back two weeks from now with a new episode discussing the second part of the three-part Gen 1 pilot!