Robots Into Guys

Have you ever dreamed of an underwater world populated exclusively by tiny green bearded menfolk? Have you ever had graphic sexual fantasies about these miniature emerald-hued hirsute hunks? If you have, you’re not alone, and you’ll probably really jive with what happens in the Transformers episode that gets discussed here.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew plunders the depths of the ocean for information about Megatron’s latest short-lived ally, the pint-sized Nergill. David explains why he believes Spike and Bumblebee are Truly Lovers, Jordan brings up how theory about why the Dino-Bots are so darn tough to discuss, and Gege reminds us all that #AllBodiesCanBeHunky. If you’ve ever wanted to know which Transformers-themed tattoos the gang would get, listen now and find out!

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Rejoice, for all three of your beloved podcast hosts are in full effect once more! And just in time to tackle a G1 episode that deals with one seriously messy love triangle. Three’s company over here, and four’s a crowd.

On this episode of Robots Into Guys, things get switched up a little, as David and Gege actually find themselves enjoying a story about Megatron’s kinky LARPing adventures, while the only thing Jordan relates to is the Decepticon leader’s inability to remember the names of most of the Autobots. Gege envisions a world where Megatron and Starscream are hot tub streamers, David validates Megatron’s one true love, that being the theatre, and everyone picks a side in the battle between the Chad Laserbeak and the Incel Starscream.

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In the words of vaunted rock musician Meat Loaf, “Two out of three ain’t bad.” By that I mean, this episode of Robots Into Guys featuring a mere two out of three hosts isn’t the worst thing you’ll hear this month. We promise you that, at least.

On this bonus episode, David and Jordan take a break from Transformers, but wind up kicking themselves for it because GoBots, the Tonka-branded Transformers imitation they subjected themselves to, is somehow way worse! Their review of the second GoBots movie, Battle of the Rock Lords, culminates in a development meeting for a potential GoBots prequel series for Netflix that features themes of unrequited gay love (of course) and the voices of most of the main cast of Frasier.

We’ll be back to our regularly scheduled coverage of Transformers Generation 1 next month. Be sure to subscribe to the podcast so you know when new episodes come out and give it a glowing review in the app of your choice. Follow the show @RobotsIntoGuys on IG to tell us how pretty we are, despite being prisoners of an audio medium. Happy Pride Month!!

Contrary to common knowledge, bigger is not always better. Sometimes that can be learned the easy way, and other times, you get suckered into watching the exploits of a tiny, grumpy robot and wind up rooting for the little blighter. It could happen to you, and if certainly happened to us this go around.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew continues to decipher Transformers anatomy and discusses the species’ limited capacity for autonomous expression. Along the way, David gets gold fever, Gege hankers for hard candy and Jordan learns what kidneys do. Plus, hear the world premiere of Gege’s new hit single, “(We’re Building a) Bridge to Africa!” 

We’ll be back next month with our continuing coverage of Transformers G1, so make sure you keep up with the podcast by following us on Instagram @RobotsIntoGuys. If you love what you hear, tell us by leaving a five-star review on the podcast app of your choosing. Thank you!!

We like to have fun here, and we keep ourselves busy talking about boys, boys, boys, but we regret to inform you that, contrary to what others may say, dudes do not in fact rock. We have come to this conclusion after watching “Enter the Nightbird,” which is a big ol’ steaming pile of YIKES.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew says hello and also goodbye to Nightbird, a sword-wielding QUEEN who kicks a ton of ass and deserves so much better. Gege gets into the nitty-gritty in a discussion of robot anatomy, David divulges some lore about the secret bond between Bombshell and Skywarp, and Jordan does his best to analyze how Megatron sees women. The gang also spots a new couple to keep tabs on in the form of Bluestreak and Optimus A.K.A. “BlueTimus.” Yes, we know we could do better. (CW: Discussion of domestic abuse)

New episodes of Robots Into Guys come out on a monthly basis, so if you want to know what the crew’s up to, be sure to follow the official Instagram @RobotsIntoGuys. Send us your reviews too, via the podcast app of your choosing. Thanks a million!!

Every once in a while, a moment happens in this horrid little show that makes all the critical analysis seem worth it. We are delighted to declare that we have encountered one of those shining moments.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew re-opens their file on the OptiTron ship, although this time around, they're looking at how Starscream fits into it all. David brings a picture of young Optimus Prime A.K.A. Orion Pax to show and tell, Gege claims that Cliffjumper and Starscream call each other "poppa," and Jordan somehow find the time to get inordinately mad at Dick Wolf and Counting Crows. The gang also has a whale of a time dissecting the final twenty seconds of the episode which give them hope for the future of their illustrious podcast.

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The gang rings in the New Year as only they could, by recording their funniest and worst episode so far. No one is safe. Run while you can.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew tries to cover the second half of the Dino-Bot Island arc, but winds up discussing the show’s many blandly hot humans instead. David dreams up a date night farce starring Beachcomber, Perceptor and Chip Chase, Boy Genius, Gege threatens to put Peppa Pig behind bars once and for all, and Jordan asks the all-important question, ‘Who CAN’T fly?’ All this, plus David introduces a brand-new segment called “W.T.T.F.” where Jordan is forced to guess the ways in which various robot toys transform. Does that sound fun to you? Then listen to this episode!

We’ll do our best to post episodes in the new year whenever we can. Show your support for the show by leaving your five-star reviews in the podcast app of your choice. Follow the show @RobotsIntoGuys to stay abreast of the newest and best in gay robot programming. Thank you!!

The self-proclaimed Archaeologists of Sexy are back once again for some podcast content you’ll really dig. That’s right, Uncle Dennis. It’s a Dino-Bots episode, and the first half of a two-parter, at that. We love to hate the Dino-Bots, and we really give it to ‘em in this one.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew realized that there wasn’t a whole lot of gay stuff to get into, so instead, they got to learn where oil comes from, and now you can too. David pitches the Dino-Bots as a hot new boy band, Gege wonders what Grimlock’s gonna do with all that ass, and Jordan defies all expectations with his Autocrush of the Week. Also, the crew births a new segment called “Written in the Starscream.” If you believe in astrology, this one’s for you.

We’ll be back in two weeks with the second part of the Dino-Bot saga. Proceed with caution, and be sure to give us a five-star review on the podcast all of your choosing. Follow the crew @RobotsIntoGuys on IG to keep up with all the goings-on. Thank you for your support!!

We’re back! And just like a dinosaur’s story, we’re keeping it timeless. Our G1 Season 2 coverage begins here. No turning back now! Did you just think of turning back? Good, just checking.

In their Season 2 premiere, the R.I.G. crew tries to make peace with the first major female speaking role in Generation 1. David learns what M.I.T. stands for, Gege debuts their top-notch Megatron impersonation and Jordan gets unreasonably mad that Jazz doesn’t play jazz. Also, don’t miss out on the funniest Dumb Notes With David to date. Seriously.

We’ll be back in 2 weeks with the next installment in our S2 coverage. Be sure to leave a 5-star review for us and stay aware of everything R.I.G. by following the show on IG @RobotsIntoGuys. 💜💜💜