Robots Into Guys

It’s the Age of Extinction when the Dino-Bots arrive and make a total mess out of Autobot HQ. It’s a historic episode... A PRE-historic episode, that is! Alright, that’s enough of that.

On this episode, Jordan validates Rumble’s potential asexuality and David and Gege draw comparisons between Spike’s queer love triangle (quadrangle?) and the story of Gilmore Girls, a show that Jordan has not seen. Also, the gang dives into the Marxist themes of this episode, specifically the complex relationship between intellect, labor and rebellion. Happy May Day, workers of the world!

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Just as quickly as we were introduced to him, he was taken away from us. We’ll never forget you, Jetfire. Wait, is it Starfire? Skyfire? Ah, who knows. He’s the best.

On this episode, the R.I.G. crew theorizes about what Starscream’s personality was like before he started dating Megatron and give props to Rumble, a bona fide Short King. All this, and the first installment of our newest segment, “Dumb Notes with David!”

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The unexpected return of Chip Chase, Boy Genius! But wait, he’s working in the arms industry now? Oh, no...

Anyway, on this episode, the R.I.G. crew shows some love and support for Optimus Prime’s polyamorous lifestyle and see how two weeks of couples counseling have affected the bond between Megatron and Starscream. On this installment of “Gege’s Wild Kingdom,” Gege gives Laserbeak his rights and Jordan plugs Beastars on Netflix.

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How is it that the fifth episode of this show was pretty as all get out, but the writing was some of the worst so far? Chalk that up as one of the universe’s many mysteries.

Anyway, on the episode, David, Gege and Jordan talk about how all cop cars are bastards and swoon over Chip Chase, boy genius and Certified Cutie. On this installment of “Gege’s Wild Kingdom,” Gege compliments Ravage on his beefed up role in the action.

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Now that the RIG crew are officially done with the pilot, they’re moving forward, starting with2 this goofy story about an interplanetary light bridge. On this episode, David, Gege and Jordan speculate on where Spike’s true affections lie and throw a big gay Welcome Back party for their favorite big violet queen, Shockwave. Witness the premiere of the new segment “Gege’s Wild Kingdom,” where they talk about what’s going on with the robot animals in this godforsaken show. RIG returns in 2 weeks, where we’ll hopefully have all remaining audio issues sorted. Thanks!!

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The long-awaited conclusion of the analysis of the three-part Gen 1 pilot is HERE! On this episode, David, Gege and Jordan discuss the brutality of Megatron and Starscream’s domestic quarrel and get serious about the franchise’s buck-wild choke play motif. Later, Jamal and Brian from the Hatin’ ‘08 podcast call in to do some Transformers improv and it goes about as well as you’d expect, Plus, the world premiere of 2020’s Song of the Summer, “Chip On My Dick.” Sorry for the late upload. RIG will return to our regular Friday schedule next time!!

The R.I.G. crew continues their God-given mission to unpack the queer subtext of Transformers in the SECOND part of their analysis of the three-part Gen 1 pilot.

On this episode, David, Gege and Jordan marvel at Megatron’s canonically sexy thighs and spend ten minutes poring over one especially NSFW shot. Also, Gege explains how Transformers is like Garfield and ruins Jordan’s entire day.

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On the very first episode of this experiment in critical analysis, one man, his partner, and his college roommate attempt a Queer reading of Transformers. This week, David, Gege and Jordan go into the elements that comprise a Queer narrative, play a game of Spot the Phallic Object (spoiler alert: nobody wins) and reveal which ‘bots stole their hearts along with their Energon cubes. We will be back two weeks from now with a new episode discussing the second part of the three-part Gen 1 pilot!