Nichole and Chelsea have their first guest, Rob McGoogan. Fill up your cups for our F* word drinking game. The girls play a heated round of fill in the blank news headlines and find out what "Gabbying" is on this weeks episode.

NC air hits different. Chelsea shows up at a bar alone. Recreational gang bangs. Using fake ID's when you're 16. We explain Area 51...kind of and how to give yourself shin splints.

We share the wildest uber stories. Nichole cries to a Lyft driver on her birthday. A bar called Nuva Ring. How to upgrade from a Sugar Baby to a Hot Wife. Taking Flying squirrels Vegas. Catching cheaters through Door Dash. Cougar vans and White Claw Sponsorships. And a Random Guest Appearance.

In this episode, the girls give you guidelines for southern living. All the uses for bacon grease. Chelsea turns Nascar driver. We fill in the blanks for crazy news headlines. Nichole becomes a manatee sexpert and Macaulay Culkin gives birth to rhinos.

WE'RE BACK!!!! We recap our Cinco de Mayo. T-Rex Tattoos. Don't drink on antibiotics. Chelsea moves to Charlotte and Nichole gets clear on her relationship with rum. Vagina, Party of One. Drink all the beer so you don't gain weight. Nichole sweats in the Maldives. Southerners like to f***. Still waiting for the FitFabFun Sponsorship.

Nichole's not wearing pants. Chelsea's in a mood. What kind of film did Nichole really make? Sugar Daddies vs. Cougars. The curse of the Pickleback Demon. Chelsea's the Oprah of texts and the girls teach you how to "Act Accordingly" on this weeks episode.

Don't tempt Mercury Retrograde. Jolly Ranchers are the new meth. Cigars go best with Bumble friends. Yelling at trees while you're naked. The craziest shit people have ever been arrested for. The girls recap their wild weekend and continue the search for good pizza in the south on this weeks episode.

Nichole joins a volleyball team. Chelsea teaches you how to properly leave a hotel room. Mercury retrograde broke Instagram. Napping through your pre-workout. Nancy Tinkleberger and other people to not be friends with. The girls play "Never Have I Ever" and judge you on your name on this weeks episode.

Nichole wants to be Freddy Mercury and is accidentally going to the Maldives. Valentine's Day is the worst. April 18th is officially a thing. Don't kiss your cousin. Chelsea still hates her birthday. Worst first dates and the girls give unsolicited dating advice on this weeks podcast.

Nichole and Chelsea share the internet's craziest girlfriend stories on this weeks episode. Barstool vs. Roger Goodell, the difference between male and female brains, how to Pavlov train your boyfriend, a bungee corded Chevy Cavalier and you definitely don't know what it's like to be a pretty woman.