It's the looney adventures of Rocket Raccoon as Rob and Jessie discuss the first issue of the four-part limited series from 1985: ROCKET RACCOON! Featuring art by Mike Mignola and story by Bill Mantlo, it's got everything you need: Sexy otters, robot death clowns, turtles. Really, it's just everything all at once all the time. This is way before Rocket was a Guardian, this was when he lived on a planet that was half-lunatic asylum and half-robots making toys for the inmates. With talking animal keepers. PLUS SPIDER-MAN! Okay, that's a lie, but, boy, people do like that guy.

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