Itās Inauguration Day 2025... or, as I call it, The Real Housewives of the Oval Office just kicked off a new seasonāand darling, Iām roasting the hell out of this circus to keep warm on this frigid January night. āš„
In this special espresso shot, I dive into the Real Housewives-level drama of our political elitesāeach one more absurd than the last. With Trump bringing his usual farcical absurdity, Biden being a basic boomer, JD Vance being oddly normal and boring, and Kamala and Hillary still stuck in Hell, itās clear: this isnāt politicsāitās performance art, and Iām here to roast it. šāØ
As a stand-up comic, I can't resist turning this freakshow into comedy gold. Itās equal parts Democrat and Republican roasting, because letās face itātheyāre both sides of the same trashy, elitist coin making the hellscape that is America. Iāll also dish on Kathy Griffinās A Hell of a Story special and the Trump photo scandal fallout. Plus, comics are the true philosophers of our time, and Trump channels that Ramona Singer energy from RHONY that we secretly love to laugh at. š
We break down the Democrats forced to suffer through the day like theyāre stuck in a reunion show from hell, while Trump waltzes in like Kristen Douteāno shame, just defending his truth. These people are ridiculous characters, and we're roasting them like the reality stars they are. šæ
But donāt worryāI wrap up with some good vibes and what I want from Trumpās next term: UFO/UAP and JFK disclosures, 5 AM rage tweets, and more bad spray tans, please. If weāve gotta endure this next term, letās make this chaotic political reality show as fabulously ridiculous as a good Real Housewives episode. š
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As always, Iām a stand-up comic and drag superstarātake it all with humor. If you canāt handle the shade, light up and donāt listen.
Grab your coffee, throw on some glitter, and letās roast! āØ
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